Andrew Hebeler

[Sharks on NBCS @NBCSSharks]

Thank you for defeating evil

We’ll never forget you

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

Hey wait that’s not what Republicans told me would happen when mega-corporations raise revenue, their bottom-lines, and expand their margins?

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

i know we're already way beyond the pale, but in any normal society, this should be pitchforks and torches type stuff

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Watching the President of The United States commit mass market manipulation right before my very eyes with zero consequences is a sad feeling.

[The Bratt Pack @TheBrattPack63]

Hope everyone has fun today 😭

[Sunny Mehta @SunnyMehtaX]

Fellow @NJDevils Fans,

Wake it up. Shake it out.
Does anything still move you since you're educated now?...
Do you believe there's still some magic left somewhere inside our souls?

[CJ Turtoro @CJTDevil]

Jesper Bratt has now scored 70 points in 5 consecutive seasons*.

Here's the list of players with longer active streaks:

Connor McDavid
Leon Draisaitl

That's it.

[Ted Cutezynski @shrugdeaIer]

Artemis II is a great reminder that we still don’t need Elon for literally anything.

[All About the Jersey @AATJerseyBlog]

People call Nico the 2C, but he plays the 1C matchups. He's a 100-point center if they take him off the PK and load him up at 5v5.

There are no better options in FA. They're not finding one in the draft. There are no internal options.

A contending team re-signs Nico Hischier.

[B 🧡 @iambri_97]

why is there actually, legitimately, discourse around reading speed right now “8 hours to read a book is slow” “you should be able to read a book in 3-5 hours”

bro we are in a literacy CRISIS, i do not care how fast or slow you read a book, just pick one up and read it

[TMZ @TMZ]

🎥🚨 TMZ has photos of members of Congress living it up while the chaos back home drags on.

From Disney World to Las Vegas, lawmakers on both sides are kicking back as the government stays shut down and federal workers go unpaid.

When is enough enough?

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

Oh thats nice! Just a settlement.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

[Scouting The Refs @ScoutingTheRefs]

In case you're wondering, this HAS actually happened - Whalers vs. Devils in 1983 when New Jersey Devils winger Garry Howatt and Hartford Whalers defenseman Mickey Volcan took the ice as officials: https://t.co/CIWvPK04fs

[LOONEY @KraigLooney]

The gaming industry is the most successful entertainment industry in the history of our species and it is being continually run into the ground by the greediest humans in the history of our species.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

[Dane Moore @DaneMooreNBA]

@ESPNAssignDesk You do not have permission to use it — as I’ve told you numerous times in DMs. Shouldn’t have laid off all those reporters if you wanted locker room content.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $834 billion that he's worth today. He'd still be the wealthiest man alive & every senior would have dental, vision & hearing under Medicare.