AJ Murphy

Screening Committee @OUTShineFilm Love movies, theatre, and cooking. Here lies witty things I've re-tweeted. Tweets are my own.

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

Only in the #518 can you scream ‘let me be your whore’ and have a neighbor scream back… ‘you love me for everything you hate me for.’ #inthismoment

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

For someone who falls in love with unstable and toxic…. You’d think I’d love myself more!!

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

I’m confused… but also don’t care…

[NBC News @NBCNews]

The rapper formerly known as Kanye West has been suspended from Twitter after making antisemitic comments and praising Hitler. https://t.co/70aHWfL17D

[Michael Del Moro @MikeDelMoro]

“A drag dancer stomped on the gunman with her high heels.” https://t.co/OmX3rGG5N5

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

At the bus station for 45 minutes and have not been offered drugs once.

We were a proper nation once.

2/10 would not recommend

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

Hey @TODAYshow who is the #starwarsnerd on staff that just wrote that opening? You under estimate their power!!

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

pass.

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

I just realized that the #spanish word for name is ‘llama’ which means that the name of the animal #Llama is literally name, and frankly I’m not sure what to do with this info. #ShowerThoughts

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

Pretty sure I haven’t been this homesick for #SanDiego in a long time. Thanks @91X for having a live stream.

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

I need to learn to suspend my disbelief of things as well as the writers of @unchartedmovie did when they wrote the helicopter/ship scene #wtf #UnchartedMovie

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

Massive shoutout to my @Uber Driver. Blasting the Praise music… it’s the best ‘you need Jesus’ I’ve ever been served. #lawueeta

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

Video games didn’t bring me to violence… but Frogger definitely gave me some bad habits when it comes to crossing roads.

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

Really could have used a warning that the opening of @NetflixOzark would choose violence. Got me in all the feels.

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

@MikeBucc I pulled out my tank tops and capris!!

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

. @YouTube put an ad in the middle of the @TopGunMovie trailer… and boy was I confused about why Tom Cruise was trying to sell me a @nutribullet

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

@MikeBucc I’m Shocked...

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

Hey @garydake All I want for #christmas is the Chocolate Raspberry coffee @StewartsShops

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

My boyfriend just compared my acting to @JanelleMonae in @moonlightmov “you didn’t have to say anything, your look said it all, like...”

[AJ Murphy @AndrewJames83]

I’m really getting into @themandalorian but cannot figure out why they have @PedroPascal1 face covered.