Andrew Kemmerer

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@TrueFactsStated The chair you will be watching the game from

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Name a player that you couldn't believe your favorite team traded away 😢

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

ESPN offered us the opportunity to host a “Primetime special” due to the Knicks sweeping of The Cavs in the Eastern Conference Finals.. Piecing the idea together was obviously a fun mission. We tried our best to put something together that was worthy of “PrimeTime”.. Graphics crushed it.. The boys crushed it.. and the Commissioners and experts who stopped by were the coolest folks of all time.

Thank you for letting us live this life. SHAHTAHT ESPN for the opportunity. SPORTS ARE THE GREATEST.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@Dan_Hoard Look at the bright side... at least the game is in Madrid and not Barcelona, so you just have to brush up on Spanish and don't need to mess with learning Catalan.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@GonzaloG8 @jungla_es @Bengals @ochocinco I think 85 would enjoy some tapas at Casa Toni, but Street XO would be a good spot too.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@SenWarren @JetBlue @SpiritAirlines @JusticeATR @USDOT This did not age well, Senator Karen.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@ericswalwell You should add that accomplishment to your bio along with the word “rapist”

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@FrankLuntz None, because I will be watching USA vs. DR baseball like most normal people will be.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@chrisbrunet He’s just clearing a spot to take a shit.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@RepSwalwell Fang Fang’s honey trap is talking stupid shit again.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@DanDicksPFT Rough day for you hosers.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@gtconway3d Your morbidly obese ass couldn’t even stay upright on skates. Enjoy the win and stop being such a petty little bitch because you couldn’t keep your wife.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

CANADA IS BROKEN. WE OWN THEM ON EVERY LEVEL POSSIBLE. WOMENS AND MENS GOLD IN HOCKEY.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@FrankLuntz Why would CBS report the ratings for an NBC broadcast?

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@FrankLuntz @pewresearch Democrat voters want the government to tie their shoes for them, so that checks out.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

Why do we continue to allow and accept mediocrity? It’s one thing to be reckless spenders that jeopardize future salary cap flexibility, but it’s another to refuse to spend up to the cap and not invest in the college scouting process where you can actually get high production players on 4 year rookie contracts.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@br_betting Cashed Houston D TD on it!

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Either both of these are Nazi salutes or neither of them are. Standards should be consistent.

[Andrew Kemmerer @AndrewKemmerer]

@UMassMBB In front of a sell out crowd too!