Andrew Lance

HS English Teacher, University of Michigan Class of 2020, dog dad to an adorable pittie

[Secret Shirt Co @secretshirtco]

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[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

The @nytimes published this puzzle on the first day of Hanukkah.

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

@sydbox10 @nytimes Holy shit I can’t unsee this now

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

@sydbox10 @danfogel I was really hoping for a larger fire as well when you said burn down

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

@sydbox10 Are you kidding? The bus is my favorite place to hear the tea about Leslie and George’s toxic relationship!!

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

@sydbox10 And that’s how @elonmusk likes it

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

@SpursOfficial Olé

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

@MorningBrew I studied Economics and somehow I ended up teaching 9th grade English

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

@sydbox10 It’s a Saturday…

[James Farrow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Farrow14James]

Games since 30th Jan

Cardiff City: 13

Chelsea: 11

Spurs: 10

Manchester United: 10

Arsenal: 6

Grow up Mikel

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

@marissa_ileneee Am I allowed to guess or is that cheating?

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

@abhishekshah173 The fact Rita Pearson’s “Every Kid Needs A Champion” is not on this list is a crime. This is a must watch. https://t.co/CCdfAehsMX

[Josh Wardle @powerlanguish]

An update on Wordle

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

@sydbox10 @marissa_ileneee This is the same person wearing 3 different outfits. Nice photoshop!

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

We're now 2 yrs into the decisive decade. Emissions should be in an unprecedented fall, instead we're seeing the 2nd biggest rise ever recorded. We're wasting invaluable time pretending we can solve this crisis without treating it like a crisis. World leaders are still in denial.

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

this is a Pilot G2 Gel Pen stan account. retweet if you are part of the superior Pilot G2 Gel Pen fandom

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

Elected officials, celebrities and infotainment stars who quietly gets vaccinated against COVID while scoring points with the anti-vax crowd by spreading doubts and conspiracy theories are the worst kind of scoudrels.

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

@packyM Bigger goals & more goals removes the beauty of the game. A goal is crucial and totally changes a game’s dynamic. It’s so exciting anytime a team is close to scoring. If teams scored 4-6 goals per game each chance wouldn’t be as exciting. You’re missing the beauty of the game.

[Andrew Lance @AndrewLance98]

Isn’t this just a high school basketball super league?? https://t.co/2NIIjSNzzX