Andrew Lyons

[House of Lowlights @HouseLowlights]

Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Tiger Woods’ life summed up

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Connor Hellebyuck and this dude, the biggest heroes in America right now

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We’re the fucking best 🇺🇸

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

They literally go around saying “gobble gobble”

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Getting a $16 coffee at drive through

Them: good morning how are you
Me: good how are you?
Them: good, can I have a name for the order?
Me: Bob Gucci
Them: Will you be ordering a breakfast food item?
Me: no, just coffee
Them: are you a rewards member with us?
Me: no
Them: would you like to become one?
Me: no thanks
Them: would you like to round up to the nearest dollar for our homeless foundation
Me: most homeless people want to be homeless, look it up, no thanks
Them: what can i get you today?
Me: a regular iced coffee, just black
Them: milk or sugar?
Me: no, just black
Them: you said regular ?
Me: yes or whatever is medium sized
Them: we have regular and large
Me: ok, regular please
Them: would you like to join the army today?
Me: what?
Them: would you like to join the army
Me: not right now, no thanks
Them: phone number ?
Me: my phone number?
Them: yes we see you through the camera you’re so hot you’re in the Escalade?
Me: no, that’s the car behind me
Them: oh, first window please
Me: ok thanks

[Akhenaten 🇺🇦🦣 @SplendorEternal]

Reminder that Nancy Pelosi is so old that there is literally a picture of JFK checking out her rack

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is bullshit. Justice for twins fans. Sell the team you dumb fucks!

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Happy Birthday, America.

[max homa @Maxhoma]

I wonder when Lebron yells “timeout” if Bronny thinks he’s in trouble

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

…

[𝓦𝓘𝓝𝓝𝓔𝓢𝓞𝓣𝓐 ☔️💫 @Winnesota18]

https://t.co/ibxasxEJie

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Sundae Conversation with @KevOC7 and @calebpressley.

Presented by @DraftKings #DKPartner

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Legends 🐐

[Tim Bontemps @TimBontemps]

Through three games in this series:

Luke Doncic & Kyrie Irving:

181 points on 63-128 (49.2%) shooting overall, including 20-48 (41.6%) from 3.

Anthony Edwards & Karl-Anthony Towns:

111 points on 37-110 (33.6%) shooting, including 10-43 (23.3%) from 3.

There's the series.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Karl-Anthony Towns tonight:

7 points
5 rebounds
3 assists
14 turnovers

[Vince Mpls @vincempls]

In less than 24 hours the Stone Arch Bridge will close for 2 years of restoration. Among the greatest engineering achievements of the 19th century, the story of how it came to be is as big as the structure itself. A SAB #history mega thread! 🧵

[NBA @NBA]

One of the best game-saving blocks you will EVER see 🤯

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

1st half vs 2nd half

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

This dog is dressed up as a wind up elephant