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Academic sad person. Scotch & noise enthusiast. Tall, even taller w/hair up. Scum. Podcast villain @Hottest100s NB: Any/all/no pronouns

[Andrew is Online™ @AndrewM138]

If the valentine is bloody, that's shoegaze my buddy;
If it's a bullet for your, then that's the famous metalcore

[I'm @Ketanjoshi.co on Bluesky @KetanJ0]

As I said before the election: the Labor party weren't tactically downplaying their climate ambitions to get elected. They **genuinely** do not want to align with the Paris agreement, or reduce fossil fuel usage or extraction. They mean all of this stuff. Listen when they say it

[OutOfContextYKS @outofcontextYKS]

I love how unnecessarily good this is. JF should try write a book or something.

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@coolguy69666 That’s about as far as I got before I bailed

[moby dickgirl @epistemophagy]

Hey @JulianHillMP, the Albanese Government has announced it's going to restart welfare debt recovery operations immediately with retroactive effect, the same life-taking process as the Morrison Government but operated by hand.

Who should lose their job over that?

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Ah. The famous “change from within” Labor die hard brain worm’d dorks promised the left!

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

Employment minister says it’s ‘too late’ to abandon Coalition’s points-based jobseeker payment system https://t.co/QlDxI7TSiL

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.

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@EdmondBurton Nathan and I have been geeking out lol. Unimaginable news

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This has never been more fucking serious mum

[Guardian Australia @GuardianAus]

TISM make long-awaited return: ‘After the election there’s a gap in the market for grotesque clowns’ https://t.co/2Px7njtL8n

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

It's easy to say "I told you so" during this latest crypto crash after insisting for years that this iteration of the technology is a pyramid scheme, mostly useful for money laundering and drug dealing, pushed by bored rich people knowingly duping rubes. It's very easy. Also fun.

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Thinking of becoming someone who calls the toilet “the head” or “the john”. Not the WC though. Too spicy for my tastes

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@thiccmatisse It’s Ginsberg or Sal

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I have never been “too busy” for a cold. I just don’t like feeling sick

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Seth. I am warning you. I will save this jpg like it’s nothing to me unless you transfer one million real human dollars that are real. This is your final warning.

[Seth Green @SethGreen]

@DegenToonz Travel buddies

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@fart Last time I went one of the circular quay “projection onto buildings” thing where it looked like it was melting / 3D and stuff gave me a panic attack when on mushrooms.

Would like it year round though yeah. Lucky our government is cool and probably will do that

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Hard to over-stress how good van Wissem goes down on a cold night with a glass of wine

https://t.co/UD9bci8a0Y

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There was a period where everyone thought this was one the smartest men in America

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

oooghghhh i'm on saaale

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@plantmumma I regret reading this late at night and hungry

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

Me: brutally murdered and found dumped on the side of the highway
Two 35yr old women with a podcast: ok murder muffins we got a real oopy goopy spoopy story for you today!
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