Compromiser of the Port Huron Statement

Compromiser of the Port Huron Statement.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Hi friends!

I wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest site on the internet.

Long and short of it: We won the bid and — you're not going to believe it — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

[Dr. Jim Lloyd @DrJimLloyd]

When out to a vote, citizens reject using public tax dollars for private school choice.

[Everytown @Everytown]

Today @TheOnion won its bid to acquire Infowars, the notorious harbinger of disinformation, misinformation, and hate speech helmed by its founder, professional Internet troll, Alex Jones. Alex Jones has profited off the pain of Sandy Hook families, and his brand of hateful disinformation has seeped into mainstream American culture. https://t.co/HtoZAteEKB

[Steve Inskeep @NPRinskeep]

How are we supposed to know that this isn’t an Onion article

[Doug Mader Coldwater Superintendent @TheRealMrMader]

STATE CHAMPIONS 🏆. THE LADY CAVS OF COLDWATER .

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

snoopy in the nice guys

[Blue Ash Police Dept @BlueAshPD]

This friendly fellow is missing his people. He was found on Cooper Road at Mohler. He doesn't have a chip or a collar. Please call Blue Ash Police at 513-745-8555 to reunite with your good boy.

[Esquire Theatre @EsquireTheatre]

We've lost a fair number of followers this week. If you are thinking about exiting this site, where would you go and where do you think we should set up another account so you can get your #Cincinnati indie theater news and events?

[Tom Gelehrter @Tommy_G]

Tell me you have a good feeling about Saturday without telling me….

#AllforCincy | #RiseUpCincy

[Dr. Jim Lloyd @DrJimLloyd]

Ohio needs to get his on the ballot and do the same.

[Kenwood Theatre @KenwoodTheatre]

Dear 16-year-old who gave us a one-star Google review because we followed the Ohio Revised Code Section 2907.01 (legal Twitter can correct me on this if I'm wrong)- it IS stated on our website. Even our #Cincinnati competitors have similar wording on their sites- it's a thing.

[Mikey McNuggets @MikeLucasTV]

Darius Garland on the 6-0 start: “the vibes in here right now are immaculate.”

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Tonight’s the NIGHT! 🎃 🔪 👻
Send me pictures of your GF Halloween costumes and you may get a trick…or a treat #TheBookOfBill ⃤ 👁️

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Dang ol’ boo, man

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

CAVS WIN! #LetEmKnow

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Here is an ordinary square.

Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead.

#TheSimpsons

[Terminal Tower CLE @TowerLightsCLE]

In remembrance of Jim Donovan, my lights will shine orange for an hour this evening starting at 7 🧡 @wkyc

[FC Cincinnati @fccincinnati]

Whatever it takes. #RiseUpCincy 🔸🔹

[Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot]

#Browns Kevin Stefanski gave a game ball to Cheryl and Meghan Donovan after Jim passed away on Saturday.