Andrew 👽

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

When Charlie on Always Sunny said:

"I'm gonna sit here. I'm gonna relax and get blackout drunk and no one is going to bother me!" (The first eagles episode)

I felt that in my soul.. lol especially as I get older.

I'll take one light beer please. Hold the LSD lol 🍻

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

And, no having a "high" body count isn't a red flag..

it's normalizing 50 as an "average," number of partners for someone to have at age 29 that makes me cringe..

I'm not even a prude, and I'm fat and ugly now but I've still slept with less than 28 people total in my lifetime.. 🤷🏻‍♂️ (and I arguably used to be objectively good looking and young)

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

This is not an anti SW post:

But, dating an OnlyFans/Cam Girl "model," is the equivalent of buying a used car.

Sure, I'll settle for 150,000 miles, I don't care that it's used, I just don't want to know how many people have been inside the vehicle..

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

I kinda Lowkey hate how mental illness is considered "cute," or "part of her personality," if you're a female, but if you're a grown man and you're breaking down in public, no one comforts you they basically just tell you to suck it up and get your shit together bc you're grown..

Kinda double standardy, no?

Also women will swear they aren't shallow, but 80% of straight women want "to be taken care of," in both finances and home repair, car repair, cooking, cleaning, building furniture, shopping etc as well as in the bedroom with a "strong" man..

yet "men" are the shallow ones 🙄

And if you're like me and you're not ripped, suck at working on cars, and are barely "handy," in the traditional sense at all?

Prepare to be alone.. idk what else to say except "It doesn't get better," so keep your head up and enjoy the time you have left 🫡

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

Also they Lowkey are such Indian Givers.. who gives someone work shirts/merch for free then demands them back the next week.. it's just inconsiderate. How was I to know your trainer was an asshole..

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

@switchshack It's from .. I forget. a Kurt Vonnegut book. Maybe Breakfast of Champions or Slaughterhouse 5

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

@stillhurts8110 Thinking things will get better if you just try a little harder or drink more water..

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

@OasisUnknown Ok cool, yeah I host/participate in mental health/bipolar spaces specifically (ironically enough) I just don't have the energy tonight/don't think I can say what's upsetting me without crying again and my eyes hurt and are red from crying already tbh..

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

I hate my life.

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

@OasisUnknown Yeah, sometimes I host Spaces. I'm too exhausted today tho/don't have the social battery. I'm gonna go watch some trains go by for a while.. maybe park by the tracks etc have a couple

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

Kids born in TWO THOUSAND AND FIVE (2005) can legally drink alcohol now.. wtf when did I become "unc?" And has anyone seen my walker? I'll be eating applesauce at the old folks home if anyone needs me.. lol

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

@Broken_Dreamszz Dogshit

[MohitRaj @NormieBihariOG]

factssss

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

You drink to calm your nerves

I drink to forget

"doesn't drinking give you memory loss?"

Idk I can't remember tbh 🤔 🍺

[you effo @you_effo]

Bam Forever ♥

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

I would have but I was drunk and about to go to bed by the time the order "canceled" with no refund.. but go off, if you support drinking and driving I guess(?)

like, weird hill to die on but alright ✊🏻

Plus if you pick up your own order, to Sheetz/DD it looks stolen. Though I have picked up my own orders before when I was a dasher 😄

[Andrew 👽 @AndrewNM22]

@sean_t_campbell @sheetz @DoorDash And I'm genuinely sorry for being rude, I just felt like you were coming at me when you didn't have all the facts.. I agree DD and Amazon are the plague of our generation 🤢☣️