Andrew Ojeda

Data person.

[CFB Memes @CFBMemes]

Wife: "I bet that game is going to get rowdy with Lane coming back into town. It's probably gonna be pretty toxic and some people will get arrested doing something stupid. Who would want to go to a game like that?"

Literally every CFB fan this weekend:

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Georgia State plays at Kennesaw State this weekend. About 23 miles separate the schools. There are approximately 20 Waffle House locations between the two schools.

[Grace Panetta @grace_panetta]

Balogun can play on Monday if Mike Pence has the courage

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Andrew Ojeda @AndrewOjeda]

Woah… I bet I could’ve done better.

[VoteHub @VoteHub]

Minnesota HD-64A Special Election

Fully Reported:
🔵 Meg Luger-Nikolai (D) – 5,557 (95.3%)
🔴 Dan Walsh (R) – 254 (4.4%)

Since Kamala Harris won this district by 71 points in 2024, this result is a 20-point Democratic overperformance.

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

Touchdown celebration of the season!

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

SEC to NFL 🔁 @MBStadium

[Andrew Ojeda @AndrewOjeda]

@stoolpresidente @BNKonFOX Gotta see how many foreign languages from former missionaries you can get in one place!

[Dr. Judgmental Shoelace, PhD. 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @DocKilmer]

@kaitlancollins Sir, a second whisper meme has hit the internet

[Clint Teeples @TeeplesCY]

It’s entirely possible this is the greatest performance of a Christian hymn ever recorded.

Lyrics:
Jesus climbed the hill to the garden still.
His steps were heavy and slow.
Love and a prayer took Him there
To the place only He could go.
Gethsemane. Jesus loves me,
So He went willingly to Gethsemane.
He felt all that was sad, wicked, or bad,
All the pain we would ever know.
While His friends were asleep, He fought to keep
His promise made long ago.
Gethsemane. Jesus loves me,
So He went willingly to Gethsemane.
The hardest thing that ever was done,
The greatest pain that ever was known,
The biggest battle that ever was won—
This was done by Jesus!
The fight was won by Jesus!
Gethsemane. Jesus loves me,
So He gave His gift to me in Gethsemane.
Gethsemane. Jesus loves me,
So He gives His gift to me from Gethsemane.

[Mia Love @MiaBLove]

Love Family: With grateful hearts filled to overflowing for the profound influence of Mia on our lives, we want you to know that she passed away peacefully today. She was in her home surrounded by family. In the midst of a celebration of her life and an avalanche of happy memories, Mia quietly slipped the bands of mortality and, as her words and vision always did, soared heavenward. We are thankful for the many good wishes, prayers and condolences. We are taking some time as a family and will provide information about funeral services and a public celebration of her life in the days to come.

[LSU Painted Posse @paintuplsu]

This is embarrassing…

[Andrew Ojeda @AndrewOjeda]

Just hoping the winning team pays for free @ChickfilA. Side of @PopTartsBowl would be nice. @CFAPeachBowl @RedditCFB #CFBPlayoff

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

2024-25 College Football Playoff Field

No. 2️⃣ Seed: Georgia // @GeorgiaFootball // #GoDawgs

#CFBPlayoff🏈🏆

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

The committee got it right.

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

Clean Old Fashioned 𝓦

#GoDawgs

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

This game is cursed. 😂