Dr. Judgmental Shoelace, PhD. 🇺🇸🇮🇪

It is not enough to not be a moron.
You must be actively Anti-Moron.

[Dr. Judgmental Shoelace, PhD. 🇺🇸🇮🇪 @DocKilmer]

Twitter is the best place to anonymously assert your superiority over random strangers

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@CallMeK1123 Even when you are lying down?

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@TheDamaniFelder That's a horrible wig

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@TaraBull Her ass looks like Debbie Wasserman Schulz's ramen hair

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@TheLawyerCraig @ianmSC but there are other people in the race that collectively have around 8%. It would not be a 55/45 split

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@nypost Clear case of self-defense

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@Breaking911 It should be noted that she was also driving on the left side of the median. So even if she thought it was somehow a road, she was driving the wrong way

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@Breaking911 The tracks transition from street level to elevated a half mile away. Did she not think to put the car in reverse?
https://t.co/qpaGyBMSSD

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@BastardVoltaire @Breaking911 I assume you meant *should not*

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@RepBrandonGill For progressives, immigration is not about what benefits either the nation or its citizens. It’s about ‘fairness’ for the rest of the world to access our benefits and resources

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@kylamb8 Soviets are well-known for cutting taxes, doncha know?

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@MaryEllenKlas Soviet? lmao, that's ridiculous. Florida counties have a lot more say in their income than most states.
Are you going to argue that the Federal Government is Soviet because it collects income tax then decides how it distributes it to the states?

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@realTomPappert @mattforney lmao

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@mattforney Hol' up... let them cook. This is the best thing since washing chicken in Palmolive

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@ClownWorld I would immediately slow down and put a lot of distance between us then call 911

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@Keir_Starmer resign you twat

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@Emokwx I work near an airport and noticed that it would rain more there than other areas in Miami. I looked it up and apparently it is a well-documented phenomenon

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@SeanTrende Belgium surrounded by Presidents

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@Gavin_McInnes Idk, the WNBA should live with the consequences of their policies

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@reallythistoo I’m confused as to what these people think Americans should be called, North Americans? United Statesians? Gringos?

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@SvenTystnad Mike Hunt is not on the list?