AndrewOrange

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

Introducing the Loud Car...

all phone calls must be on speaker, we do want to hear your mixtape, we all want to hear that GRWM you're watching, everyone in the loud car wants to hear about your situationship, as a courtesy we will come around for the disposing of headphones.

[Jon Uleis @MovingToTheSun]

My new favorite thing - Bing's new ChatGPT bot argues with a user, gaslights them about the current year being 2022, says their phone might have a virus, and says "You have not been a good user"

Why? Because the person asked where Avatar 2 is showing nearby

[AndrewOrange @AndrewOrange]

@chimneylift109 Tried to book tickets online. You have taken my money but not issued me any tickets. Have tried contacting you but why no telephone number? All rather shoddy. How do I get my money back?

[Killian Sundermann @killersundymann]

Press conference after getting caught off guard trying to open a surprisingly heavy door in front of a group of people

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

The cast of Eastenders watch on in horror as Rishi attempts to pull a pint.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Impressive⭐️

[Emily Atkin @emorwee]

This tik tok singlehandedly renewed my passion for the environment

[Il Gatto Nero 🐈‍⬛ @gattocciao]

The most cat thing ever- 😆🤣

[AndrewOrange @AndrewOrange]

This is so sweet.

[Dean @DeanWilliam]

Last night I was invited by @Adele to sit side of stage for her performance at @BSTHydePark. Here’s how the most random night of my life happened! A thread…

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

The writer Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write the saddest story that could be told in only six words. He thought for a time, then simply wrote:

[AndrewOrange @AndrewOrange]

@theflyingeditor @BusterKeatonSoc @thehighsign @charlottecrofts @best2vilmabanky @SWSilents @bdcmuseum @KeatonTalmadge @SWWDTP @UoB_Theatre_Col @BobBorgen And I didn’t even twig. I’m so sorry! That is an amazing story. Xxx

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

Definitely wait for it.

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

Oh Oliver. Know your #Shakespeare, especially on his birthday.

The speech continues: “this England… is now leased out …bound in with shame,
With inky blots and rotten parchment bonds:

That England, that was wont to conquer others,
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.”

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I just learned that if a hermit crab finds a new shell that is too big it will wait for other hermit crabs who need new shells to gather and then they will organize themselves by size and trade shells and I am pissed that the crabs have a better housing market than we do

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Honestly I think all humankind has been leading up to this moment

[Gary Delaney: On tour @GaryDelaney]

@elonmusk Actually there never was a movie called Gaslight.

[AndrewOrange @AndrewOrange]

@KenningtonRUN I wrote something very similar: https://t.co/qAkhPMs03L