andrew🚁

[:･ @jounilx]

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

[andrew🚁 @AndrewPashley12]

@halleberry

[Santa Decides (correct version)🇵🇸 @santabutcool11]

This is why I check the list twice

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

They should work on making out w each other or a wet t shirt contest instead

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

If only there was a song that coulda told him about a prenup

[GNX TOUR LOVER @keepDfamilyaway]

He was right about drake fans all along 😬😬

[world cup enjoyer 🇳🇴 @capsboybebop]

as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

just saw a group of Eagles fans line up and do a tush push against a line of cops in SWAT gear and I was supposed to root for the Chiefs??

[River Page @river_is_nice]

Larry David ass law

[DUTCHESS @CAVALLIDOLLL]

religious psychosis is so scary she is literally mentally ill

[Astro @CrAstro2]

HOW FAR DOES FANATICISM GO???

A J Cole fan tattoos every listenable J Cole album on his arm…

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

“Yeah I’ll do a Miller Light and close it out thanks boss”

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Lost $60,000 betting Kendrick would do Steely Dan’s “Reelin In The Years.”

[saira @sairaspooks]

kendrick has inspired me to be an even bigger hater

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“Patrick Mahomes drops back”

The Philadelphia Eagles defense: