Former lots of stuff, current couple of things. Associate Creative Director // Recreation Dallas. Level 7 Google Local Guide which means absolutely nothing.
@tyler_is_comedy "When the prodigal son returned, the father was filled with joy. His faithful son was enraged at this unconditional love for his estranged brother.
The father, seeing this anger, said, 'be glad, for your brother was once lost, now found. And in the end it doesn't even matter."
You ever stop to think the biggest guy in the yard is just super bummed every new inmate immediately tries to start a fight during their first day in prison?
The guy leads the book club and you want to slap the pudding cup out of his hand? Unreal.
Kelly Clarkson sings MCR's "Welcome to the Black Parade" once on her show and it's "brave."
I go for a record seven-in-a-row run at karaoke and it's "sad and concerning"? You for real?
Sometimes I get sad that I'm not that tall. Especially when I think about how my boys will probably be my height or shorter. Then I see how most F1 drivers are sub 5'9" and feel like there's hope.