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@Directhim Thats why I feel comfortable making jokes now

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@zachjacobson I sat on the toilet for too long and my foot fell asleep

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@captaincaleb18 I stepped on a lego this morning

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@BearsNationCHI I sat on the toilet too long and my leg fell asleep

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@6Nordy_Jelson9 @TomPelissero @ringer @netflixsports Stepped on a Lego today

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@burdenszn @TomPelissero @hammytakes_ @ringer @netflixsports Stepped on a lego today

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@EddieBarstool Cried and needed a cart for a pulled hammy lol

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@Ukes1414 @Jbal125 @itsfickybaby She told me to call her Caleb Williams after we finished bc she needs a cart to get around now

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@Ukes1414 @Jbal125 @itsfickybaby Hey that shit is so dry its like jacking off with sandpaper.. some of us are tougher than Caleb williams. Some of us are not.

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@Ukes1414 @Jbal125 @itsfickybaby Yup... and still didnt cry like caleb

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@FirstRoundMocks @DennisSuttonSZN Claeb needed a cart and cried from a pulled hammy

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@SleeperBears @SNFonNBC He needed a cart and cried for a grade 1?

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@Jbal125 @Ukes1414 @itsfickybaby I plowed your mom last night and pulled a hammy.. still finished and didnt cry

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@itsfickybaby He cried and needed a cart for a pulled hammy... I plowed your mom last night and pulled a hammy.. still finished and didnt cry

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@schmecking @dalydoseknicks @barstoolsports I plowed your mom last night and pulled a hammy... didnt cry

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@barstoolsports Is he crying and being carted off from a pulled hammy?

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@rolltigas @alexinsix I plowed your mom last night and pulled a hammy... didnt cry

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@Gavinywg1 @HiveleyJef70772 @TheConnorPils I plowed your mom last night and pulled my hammy... didnt cry

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@TheConnorPils Hes crying and needing a cart for a pulled hammy lol

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@Bears_Hype_Man He cried and needed a cart for a pulled hammy