Snyder

Outline your life in pencil, not pen

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The Baltimore Ravens have a homeless man digging through the trash in our graphic

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@sgellison @DaveDickensPhot In a game as the 1st ranked rushing offense going against a bottom half ranked defense in rush YPA and top 6 in pass YPC they managed to pass as much as they ran resulting in 3 turnovers and 2 failed 2 pt tries all on passing plays in a game it snowed the whole game

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Messages like this mean a little bit more lately

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If I ever become so narcissistic that I make a post on IG, then turn around and post it on my story with a sticker over it saying "new post" please take me behind the woodshed and put me down

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@marlon_humphrey https://t.co/8ReE5YP2ym

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@pj__snyder Can't wait to go home and pass out snuggling with it before I even eat any

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@AllHaleLashes @mattkaline217

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@AllHaleLashes @mattkaline217 I will not let this slander continue, it was a video sent to me..... even if it was me that wouldn't be the site so shame on both of you

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@blukenich

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@SadCasinoBill I wouldn't trust that projection bud, that's a big deficit to make up

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How it started: How it's going:

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When I get to the point where I lean against the wall and huff and puff while I take a piss, please put me down

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Ya wanna know what game I hate? Air hockey. I have no skill or strategy to it I just hit that puck as hard as I can and lose to a 12 year old at Dave and Busters anyway

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Me outside of every place serving alcohol:

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@brady___quazebo Tread carefully Quasney, you're one tweet away from exposure that you won't recover from

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With restaurants starting to open up tonight, I can't say this loud enough... TIP YOUR FUCKING SERVERS

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@teddylemon8 Needs to be get rid of

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How can I be related to this man...

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1 hour and 58 minutes into this partial reopening and I can already tell Larry is gonna be fuming in his next press conference lmao