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[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

In just over 5 hours, more than 80,000 people have signed up to help build a new kind of political party.

We believe in democracy — and the establishment are running scared.

We’re offering people something very precious: hope. Sign up at https://t.co/0bhBHhWvVa.

[Adam @AdameMedia]

🇧🇫 BURKINA FASO PRODUCES ITS FIRST GOLD BARS

After reclaiming its gold mines and establishing a production facility, Burkina Faso has unveiled the country’s first domestically produced gold bars.

This is how Africa liberates itself ✊🏻

[Hakainde Hichilema @HHichilema]

We’re working with Chileshe & Sampa Mumba of Kapumo Ltd from #Mporokoso, whose 300KW Hydro Electric plant will be upgraded to 1MW. These citizens started something & Govt has only come in to upscale. Let’s get involved like these 2 citizens towards #ProudlyZambian solutions.🇿🇲⚡️

[wint @dril]

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

[trent @fanbarren99]

"Deny the claim, Defend the lawsuit, Depose the patient"

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

You’ve got to be pretty kak to win 317 penalties in the opponent’s 22 AND have your opposition down to 14 men for ten minutes and still lose at home. Hugs. ❤️🇿🇦 #ENGvRSA

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Please Like Me — by Elon Musk https://t.co/QF9l4khbJv

[The Onion @TheOnion]

IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child
https://t.co/wQhp86cXjU

[Samaria @samariajdavis_]

i hate when someone with adhd tell me “i’ll do it in a sec” like ho you’re lying. you’re not even gonna remember it in a sec.

[mau @rllydu]

got too drunk in the vietnamese restaurant last night, they said i can never go back. they banh mi

[Omar Hamad | عُـمَـرْ 𓂆 @OmarHamadD]

We apologize to the whole world for the scenes of torn limbs and flesh scattered in the air, for the sight of decapitated heads and burning tents.

We apologize to the world for disturbing your daily lives.

Forgive us if you saw a massacre and it weighed heavily on you, stopping you from finishing your cup of coffee.

Forgive us if, while scrolling through reels, you saw a burned child in Gaza and it ruined your mood.

Forgive us if the screams of our women disturb you.

Forgive us, for we are being killed against our will, and there's nothing we can do about it.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

These basic wheelchairs cost about £100, Wheelshare charges £2 per hour to NHS Hospital patients their CEO is David Michael who lives in Israel and who doesn't pay tax in the UK and they have less than 10 employee's.

Rampant theft, this should not be in our Public Healthservice.

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

The #Labour government has just banned #Mandela's grandson from visiting the UK. Just think about that...

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Ayman Al Safdi is pissed..
a rare moment..

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Fùck the Diddy situation y’all seen this😳

[cardinal copium @emotionalpedant]

Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds

Me: I was refilling my vape

Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that

[50cent @50cent]

Here I am keeping good company with @DrewBarrymoreTV and I don’t have 1,000 bottles of lube at the house • https://t.co/jnbpt4Vpb3

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

'There's a caterpillar, a very hungry caterpillar. Some say the hungriest caterpillar there is, I don't know, that's what they say, but you name it, he eats it. Salami, watermelon, a delicious chocolate cake... he eats it all folks, he eats it all'

[Travis @twitmercan]

Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴