Andrew Carne

More of an observer than significant participant of tweets

[Paul McCoubrie @PMccoubrie]

Wow. Just wow.

[Andrew Carne @Andrewcarne70]

@PMccoubrie What’s wrong with doing a good old fashioned ultrasound next!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

While Toilet Duck and Dettol are trending, here's a reminder of the word 'ultracrepidarian': one who consistently offers opinions and advice on subjects way beyond their understanding.

[James B Watt MBE @JamesBWatt]

Just to be clear, we will not be selling the sanitiser. But giving it away to those who need it.

[Evening Express @EveningExpress]

BrewDog launches new hand sanitiser - and is giving it away free to those in need https://t.co/sY2SbUrA2P

[Damian Grammaticas @dngbbc]

I asked UK Foreign Sec Dominic Raab if suspending parliament for several weeks is about evading scrutiny, and challenged his claim that only 4 days of parliament’s time will be lost. He tells me move is “lawful” and “proper”. Don't miss his cheeky wink as he walks off. #Brexit

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

“We knew exactly what we were voting for when we voted Leave.”

Well, bully for you. Perhaps you could tell Mrs May. She seems to be having trouble negotiating exactly what you voted for. Whatever the hell it was.

[BBC Question Time @bbcquestiontime]

"The leaders of Brexit have fled the scene... We are trapped in hell. For the love of god get me out of here now"
@MrNishKumar does not believe the Brexit process is going well.

#bbcqt

[Andrew Carne @Andrewcarne70]

Meet the Christmas Day hospital heroes working while we indulge
https://t.co/tNh9qXwKCR

[Andrew Carne @Andrewcarne70]

Go Aid!

[Bristol City Women @bristolcitywfc]

🎥 | ICYMI - Last week @SportswomenSky were discussing sponsorship in women's sport and they featured our fantastic partnership with @yeovalley. 🐮

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

From the man who published fake Iraqi torture pictures. LOL. https://t.co/6VoVd6lZ2q

[The Prostate Project @_ProstateProjec]

Help us race to the finish line to build the Stokes Centre for Urology @RSCH. Please watch and share this video:
https://t.co/qsjAnQ3g7n

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Please don't look at the Sun today. It's bad for you even if you briefly look at it. The same goes for the Mail and the Express.
#Eclipse

[Paula Head @paulahead99]

@RoyalSurrey @FountainCentre summer concert. Great American Songbook. Fantastic! thanks Jake and all in the choir

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

While everyone’s losing their shit over @edsheeran’s cameo on #GoTS7, can we all take a moment to remember this:
https://t.co/odCffkRhDe

[Andrew Carne @Andrewcarne70]

https://t.co/VpcFEmvmxN

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

I suck cock for coke. RT @COYS28: @JamesBlunt if you tweet me, I'll make whatever you say my yearbook quote

[Royal Surrey @RoyalSurrey]

Update on worldwide cyber-attack:

We would like to reassure our patients that the relevant security patches have... https://t.co/zcU34riVqW

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Trump's Achilles heel is his massively thin skin… Can't take mockery. So we all need to MOCK HIM UP" (Michael Moore) https://t.co/Q037gTq0nn