Andrew Vander Werf

Enough about me. Tell me about you.

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

@EmilyRoss258 Lies!

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

@EmilyRoss258 I disagree

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

@EmilyRoss258 Yes

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

Four years ago today the world ended.

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

@EmilyRo28322331 no pls don't

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

The 6 year-old son of a colleague has just drawn this. He has offered no explanation for it.

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

A stunning example of mathematics in nature

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

@EmilyRo28322331 NOOOOO! NOT THE HANDLE!

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

@EmilyRo28322331 no

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

@EmilyRo28322331 I can't hate you at all

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

I'm so proud of the Concord Marching Minutemen! I'm especially happy that the seniors finally got the victory they deserve! Way to go, guys!

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

Spent last semester wondering why my Russian prof looked so familiar. Turns out he looks like another Russian man.

[several onions @Amusitr0n]

CHEDDAR: I'm the best
SWISS: No way, so pedestrian
BLUE: You're bland
GOUDA: You stink
COTTAGE: [out on a pontoon boat getting drunk]

[Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone]

[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

Packing to me is just indiscriminately placing objects in boxes until there are no more objects.

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

@TimEichorst @hinklesauce okay but the last three episodes basically ruined my life

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

@hinklesauce ha

[Andrew Vander Werf @Andrewvanderwrf]

@hinklesauce your loss