Andrew Volpe

I like to entertain people without making them dumber. Words/music/video/audio/stage/your face. Also palindromes.

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

If there's two things I love, it's irony, miscounting and the Oxford comma.

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

The King of Christmas is coming too!

https://t.co/cJZYl4sMy9

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

@KCRoyalBlue3 The entire time. Nonstop.

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

A VOLPE FAMILY CHRISTMAS 2025 is coming to town!!!
🎄 St. Louis - Off Broadway - Dec 6
🎄 Chicago - Cobra Lounge - Dec 13
Carols, Ludo songs, invented family drama, absolutely zero real-life consequences.

GET TICKETS NOW!!!! 🤤🎅🏻

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

🎫 STL: https://t.co/THrGgZ7moQ
🎫 CHI: https://t.co/gCmSrYspMm

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Happy Veterans Day to all my vets out there! 🇺🇸 Thank you for your service! Have a day today.

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

Sheesh…

[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

Are you supposed to hug veterans. I'd rather just salute them but then I'm just a civilain...does that come across as" stolen valour"?? It's so awkward. How do you do Veterans Day??
#vlog #comedy #relatable

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

None of these NPC’s have well-thought out backstories

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

@MoogRogue @grok Right? Jesus, give me the wheel back.

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People now use the word “trespass” to mean something different than 20 years ago. Trespassing used to mean entering property illegally. Now if you want to keep someone out, you “trespass” them.

That’s insane. There was a patch update to the Matrix and nobody’s acknowledging it.

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

How cool would it be if Tommy Edman and Paul Goldschmidt played for the Cardinals

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Landlot live!!!

[Mike Landlot @WhyNotLandlot]

I preformed live in Saint Louis!!!’ https://t.co/HTPw2rCLWT

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

This popped up in my feed and I explosively guffawed when I saw it. Don’t remember making it but I’m glad I did. There are few joys in this world quite as delightful (and efficient) as making yourself laugh.

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New episode! Apparently Mike hates Boo Berry. And other hot takes. https://t.co/7P2Ya7eAq2

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@ReallyRisu @WhyNotLandlot That’s what I’m talkin about!

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

Oh snap! Another episode of the @WhyNotLandlot podcast!

Listener questions! Duck dads. Gogurt. Holy cupcakes. The collapse of society. Fake ads for Jurassic World Rebirth and TurboTax. What more could you need?

Get all your Henry Wus to the dock!

https://t.co/CsOem3m25C

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

Great job, @WhyNotLandlot!!

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

Episode 2 of the podcast is up! Mike shares his preview of the Oscars even though he hasn’t seen any of the movies. https://t.co/6YkC7qUr2h

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

The Mike Landlot podcast has arrived. @whynotlandlot https://t.co/nru5VHGn0J

[Andrew Volpe @andrewvolpe]

Nothing’s more tedious than watching people have political arguments about the economy on social media. It’s like listening to amoebas argue about ocean currents. Just mind-razingly stupid.

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@StrawberryTaser I am that snowman.