Andrew Day

Go places and eat things. (Não, eu não sou *isso* Andrezinho.)

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@JoshLipnik Don’t forget Lem’s on 75th!

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Chirp

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@Eric_Erins Not many places you can easily do a bar crawl via kayak

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@the_transit_guy https://t.co/0i6eiSGaAX

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@feistyoneme https://t.co/ouXL7LJyD5

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Yesterday I purchased a world map...gave my wife a dart and said to her "throw this and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for a holiday".

Turns out we’re spending three weeks behind the fridge.

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Yes, do tell me more about the political preferences of elderly white Iowans who can be swayed by automated calls to their landline phones

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Unusual Activity Alert:
Exercise

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What's the compound German word for "fear of still sharing your screen after you've stopped presenting"?

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@Validately Hi, how do I pause a subscription (or cancel)? You say "written notice" in terms... but to what [email?] address?

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Decent shout-out to IBM in "Mr. Roboto", which itself is pretty good fifth-carousel-slide material

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Elise, in alley: "I love you, garbage truck!" / Elise in street, yelling and pointing: "no, birds, no poop on car!"

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"If I should gripe, think only this of me / that there's a lame corner at North & Clybourn / that is forever Schaumburg"

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I'd crush it this week, if competitive stress eating were a thing

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Both ounces of this main course were delicious

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Me: "Who the f--- turns down waffles?"
Sandra: "That guy just had sex with you, made waffles, and DVR'd the game. MARRY HIM."

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Yesterday: Remembered+discovered how awesomely talented my UX colleagues are. And how B's photo looked like the dentist from "Marathon Man"

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Recurring "summer" morning theme: I'm dripping sweat in running shorts, loads of other folks are bundled up in jackets

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Yesterday was a bad day to forget to bring headphones. Actually tried out the "Callin' Oates" hotline [phone])

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Going to blast the AC and the furnace at the same time and just let them figure out this jackass weather here

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World's cleanest bike