Andronicus Khan

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[Andronicus Khan @AndronicusKhan]

@h3xenbrenner2 I was in a horrific car accident 6 years ago. Four vertebrae were completely shattered. I'll never walk again but at least after several surgeries, I can at least move my right arm and turn my head a little.
This article gave me peace. It could have been so much worse.

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@AcervoCharts Off The top of my head, I can think of at least a hundred things that are worse for your spine.

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@LinusFairing I'll assume that's his wife/girlfriend that turned, and the voice is him hallucinating, but still...

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@LinusFairing IT'S STILL AIRING!?!?

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@SenseiCarl_ Wait, was that you? I remember you! You were that new guy that checked into the hotel I'd already been staying at for a while. Me and the other guests made fun of you the entire time behind your back. The staff was in on it too! We set up a group chat and still talk about it.

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@gamray I check into a hotel, go to my room, unpack my shit, then continue on to the next phase of my vacation. Unless someone is running through the lobby naked and/or stabbing people, I don't know why I'd waste a single solitary thought on the other people there.

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@ThePapaMutt Can you launch a crypto coin along side it?

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@lthlnkso Hegseth was mad at the AI company that was that was installing their AI into drones because they wouldn't bypass the necessity of needing a humans go ahead before letting the AI drone murder people.
It's not the AI's consciousness I'm worried about.

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@TBYSTweet Nothing sells the imminent threat of Sephiroth and the desperate chase to stop him at all costs like getting constant phone calls from a twink asking me to sight see and fuck about. Really nails the feel of the OG.

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@jacksonhinkle Dead

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@KatieGoldin I'm pretty sure I could just make up any dumb shit and these idiots would believe it.
You should eat at least three unsweetened popsicle sticks a day, cause it binds to the beta waves in your brain, clearing the way for your alpha theta biome that intrinsically attracts women.

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@oro_interactive As soon as I saw the golf cart flying off the bridge, I thought, oh look, they have Henya in there as well!

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@sloflyer032 @JakeSherman This is your brain on Fox news.

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@AnkitM997 The reason most of us are here is specifically because our ancestors did not fight in medieval wars.

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@XcrysyzX @G0ffThew Nah, that's clearly an adult woman. Chibi would never.

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@silvenaah People need to realize that when you are driving a one ton object, even at 5 mph, you can cause a fuckload of irreversible damage in an instant. When you are driving, you should be doing nothing other than paying attention to your driving!

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@JasonKPargin https://t.co/iG8CNebbnW

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@GeneralGEEGA @use_cheeky I like to be clean inside and out.

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@DrknssRules1 @Arielle_VT Ok, so you're aware of the problem. Lose weight.

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@GunGnome It's like people complaining about chemicals in their food when they don't know what a chemical is.