Andy Knight

[Bob From Accounts 🚲 @BobFromAccounts]

The ‘barely used and empty’ cycle lanes of London clocking up an impressive nearly 25000 journeys in under 7 cold, wet, January days. 9 am today. To clarify, @carlafrancome and I are responsible for 22000 of these journeys, exhausting but someone needs to do it. You're welcome

[Andy Knight @AndyAndy9C]

@PidginPosting Already debunked numerous times. "The Government considers the costs of a formal registration system for cycle ownership would outweigh the benefits. ... cycles involved in highway collisions are highly unlikely to cause serious injury to other road users" https://t.co/i7f8UjFh1D

[Andy Knight @AndyAndy9C]

@laurencyclist On the street, cycling a mile is safer than walking a mile.
Therefore, once walking helmets are achieved and normalised, we can then consider if cycle helmets might be worthwhile.
Or maybe, just design better streets so cars injure people less often and stop wasting time on this

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

For crying out loud! How many times do I have to debunk this absolute boll**** about the success of the vaccine rollout being benefit of Brexit! IT’S WASN’T! ! If you think @BBCNews need educating RT this as widely as possible

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

To those who are pleased HS2 has been cancelled in favour of improving local trains, I say the following… The ***ENTIRE POINT*** of HS2 was to free up space on the Victorian network ***SPECIFICALLY*** in order to improve local trains!!!

[Mike Gatward @mikeaag]

With Twitter now dead, it's time for everyone to start using Giphr, the social network focused on the best form of communication, GIFs!

https://t.co/FNmozstDjQ

[Greenpeace UK @GreenpeaceUK]

40 degrees in the UK is not normal.

Multiple fires across London is not normal.

It's time to listen to the science and ditch fossil fuels. Now.

[Jewel Kling MD MPH @DrJewelKling]

Apparently “Dr” and “woman” do not match on British airways. Looking forward to their reply.

[Pheenoh @pheenoh]

This is the greatest email I’ve ever received

[Crows Crows Crows @crowsx3]

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[21st Century City @urbanthoughts11]

Paint is not enough #paintisnotenough
https://t.co/V6Vqf4HB5d

[Urban Cycling Institute 🚲  @fietsprofessor]

What have we done?

[Andy Knight @AndyAndy9C]

The perimeter of a circle is τr. What about a stretched circle? oh.

https://t.co/cjZjrI3WFO

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Ruth 🐾 @rvtheverett]

Just because I'm a bit of a nerd and wanted to try out the Google Trends API in Python I now have a dashboard displaying the top 20 trending searches in the UK and US every day. It literally serves no purpose except for some occasional lols 🤷‍♀️

[Crosdale @leecrosdale]

RIP internet it was fun while it lasted 😅

[Andy Knight @AndyAndy9C]

@RiaLolwut Do I really have to download this image and reupload it?

[Andy Knight @AndyAndy9C]

@RiaLolwut https://t.co/FBlvJN3stX

[Andy Knight @AndyAndy9C]

In the nightmare difficulty of Doom (1993), respawning monsters can mean you get over 100% kills.

[Andy Knight @AndyAndy9C]

https://t.co/Dt2fdDDVhV
So how large is a googol again? Oh.