Andy Barton

Retired still active numbercruncher, Climate Change, Carbon Bootprints, Railways, Tarmac Speedhillclimbing, Weather, Self-Contradictions; Own and of Others

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

@DocRichard Does this case not demonstrate the difference between Cake and Trifle? Cake generally has more substance. Yes, Perfectly Daft

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

@SpeedHillClimb Maybe his last as a contestant in BHC, but did he not share his own car a few times, after he had sold it to Simon Durling?

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

@DFmotoring But Of Course, with Hi-Lites as well. Hope it goes well on Sunday <><><>

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

@DFmotoring Will you be wearing your Gold Overalls?

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

Better not to throw it away, though. You can please half the people, anyway. @@@ https://t.co/YqA5qGodHZ

[Nathaniel Tapley @Natt]

"I've got a real Marmite personality."
"People either love or it they hate it?"
"No, it's essentially a waste product from a brewery..."

[Denis Skinner @BolsoverBeast]

New York City Parks spokesman."We stand firmly against an unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small,''

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

What chance of this being adopted ............. https://t.co/27BLZ596y5

[Popular Science @PopSci]

Taser with built-in heart monitor could save lives of those in police custody https://t.co/h64bWoUxQv

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

Poor Boy, Imagine him having find that much money <><><> https://t.co/YQEb4uiUOO

[John E Jefferson @JohnEJefferson]

All in it together. My arse 👊👊

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

Wonders will never cease, or will they? https://t.co/AxEW1GMbBk

[Rob MacDonald @RobMacShots]

Great to see Alex Summers in action today at Loton park. @hdlcc @2020zoom @DebbieDunbar1

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

Trump Must Be Trumped, Or we could All Fry https://t.co/MbseTjElfD

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

Almost a matching pair, perhaps. ~~~~ https://t.co/EcM4bxOJMU

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

We don't know why Trump and Putin praise each other so much and share many foreign policies.

We'll let you guess.
https://t.co/N6ySNJ3zE5

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

@Kurt_Vonnegut They allow the use of a conjunction, which would be prevented by a full stop. Punctuation is to assist better comprehension.

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

This MUST be good news #r4today https://t.co/8RrOS0M72Q

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

@DocRichard Yeah!!! Look on the less gloomy side!

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

@Kurt_Vonnegut Nonsense! They permit the writer to use conjunctions without forcing their use at the start of a sentence; so?

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

@BBCRadio4 Red Tractor means flattened asparagus. Simples @@@

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

@DFmotoring Yes, of course, see you at Loton. What basis scrutes object to seats? ###

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

@DFmotoring Yes, I noted with interest that the CoG had been lowered by folding down the bodyguards' seats in the back. Remarkable times!

[Andy Barton @AndyBarton10]

@DFmotoring What a relief it's not 600bhp, that really would be unmanageable. Hope it goes smoothly. #####