Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody

Future PM of the United Kingdom

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@flyingscotjim @SuperSkylord Yeah keep complaining.

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@martinw4565 @ashcowburn @MirrorPolitics Never, sorry.

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@Smilervikki Get fucked, this is our country now.

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@PolitlcsUK I’m sorry Wes, I didn’t want to have relations with you. I didn’t know you’d end up crying…

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@Derinda123 @FraserNelson You’re right, we actually need to give £100k for children with ADHD. Will take this on board.

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@Fremond_ @BeastmodeBox Tbf - the people in Clacton are probably Clapped. Clapton is a better name.

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@RegLee7 Hi mate, no I won’t. 🍻

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@RoyalMail Cheers Royal Mail! Will be helpful when I move from Manchester to No. 10 next month.

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@PolitlcsUK All this for me? Come on.

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@vlcurrie @andy4makerfield @wesstreeting @UKLabour Fuck off you cunt

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@PolitlcsUK Important times for the country. I'm standing by the phone, fully briefed, and my train fare from Piccadilly to Euston is already booked on a non-refundable advance ticket. Ready to serve.

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@ToryWipeout @AndyBurnhamGM That’s not very nice Jake.

It would be a shame if once I came to power you received a knock at your door.

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@PolitlcsUK @harriet_symonds Unfair to rats. Rats are highly intelligent, adaptable, and excellent at navigating complex underground tunnels. I just run the trams.

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@ToryWipeout Yes, yes I do. Thanks for asking.

[Andy Burnham PM and MP for Makerfield Parody @AndyBurnhan]

@PolitlcsUK Cheers Keir 🍺

Can’t wait to move in.