Andrew Furness

Likes a tipple, a laugh, football and good food.

[Andrew Furness @AndyDFurness]

@LidlGB Please make the new points system make sense. Under the old system i benefited from a 10% saving every month on a £250 spend. On my shop it equated to around £15 saving. With the new system I’d need 1500 points to get that financial discount. i now need to spend £1500?

[Suga Shaun @shaunypizzle]

THE GREATEST 2 MINS OF NON LEAGUE EVER!

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

lol

[Andrew Furness @AndyDFurness]

@axs How can I get some support. The chat bots have me on hold for 35 minutes and there is no telephone support number.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

We need more British people to be educated like this guy.

The elites look for who to blame and the easiest option for them is to blame immigrants. They keep fooling the uninformed populace who would not even verify anything.

[Andrew Furness @AndyDFurness]

@nwater_care Any issues reported at TS20 this morning. Neighbours are reporting brown water

[Andrew Furness @AndyDFurness]

@futbolquaters Newcastle

[Andrew Furness @AndyDFurness]

@CostaCoffee Well done. Your festive muffin is an absolute triumph. 👏🏻

[Andrew Furness @AndyDFurness]

@LidlUK App problems today? 2 scratch card wins to be told it will appear later. Then 2 of the same coupon

[Andrew Furness @AndyDFurness]

Government SMS alert. At the incorrect advertised time. Plonkas

[NUFC HQ @NUFC_HQ]

So let me get this straight…

- Alexander Isak was promised a new contract last summer by minority owner Amanda Staveley.

- Staveley that same summer is forced to sell her stake in NUFC.

- Newley appointed Sporting Director Paul Mitchell tells Isak he’s not getting a new contract.

- Isak makes no fuss. Makes repeated statements and interviews throughout the 2024/25 season expressing his love for Newcastle, the city and the fans.

- Scores 27 goals in all comps.

- Proudly celebrates winning the Carabao Cup.

- Celebrates helping secure Champions League football for the second time in three seasons.

- Pre season starts and Isak joins up with the squad and trains on the Austria tour.

- Expresses his delight when the club signed fellow compatriot Anthony Elanga.

- Liverpool make informal move for him and Isak then downs tools.

- Liverpool at the same time rival and sign Newcastle’s top striker target Hugo Ekitike (Suitable replacement for Isak)

- Isak then refuses to join club on Asia tour due to ‘injury’ and has trained alone ever since.

- Tells the club he won’t play for them again and releases info to the public via intermediaries.

- Reportedly rejects new contract offer from Newcastle.

- Makes first public statement after making the PFA team of the year and accuses the club of “broken promises”

- Still no official transfer request.

Hmmm🤔 All I’m seeing is someone spitting their dummy out. Nothing changes imo.

I’m sorry Alex but the issue with ‘informal promises’ is they’re not enforceable.

But what is enforceable is his contract up until 2028 with no release clause…

The way I see it Liverpool have let him down signing Ekitike. He’s been poorly advised and represented by his agent.

Enjoy the sidelines brother 👍🏻

#NUFC #LFC

[Jordan Cronin @jordancronin_]

"We're still fighting to save this transfer window" 💪

[Sav Mondo @SavMondo]

To the fans who have supported you week in week out.

To the kids who look up to you as their hero.

To the manager who refuses to speak badly of you.

Do better.

[Andrew Furness @AndyDFurness]

@MiddleMatthew Love “absolute wet whopping turd”

[Max Scott @maxbscott]

Fair play to Liverpool. They are a fabulously run club who have all their ducks in order, and can afford to push for Isak..

But I can’t help but feel the cards are stacked against #NUFC

[Andrew Furness @AndyDFurness]

@Tesco Your picker couldn’t find an appropriate substitute for wafer thin ham? Seriously? Sliced ham? You usually have around 6 varieties. Surely any alternative is better than none.

[Andrew Furness @AndyDFurness]

@BenWing_ @NUFC Aye, just the same

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Elon Musk increasing government efficiency.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Listen, if Taylor Swift suddenly gets awarded a contract to provide healthcare services to the NHS, is given part of the HS2 line to run or gets given a life peerage like Lord Siberia or whatever he’s called, then let’s chat about Starmer taking his kids to her concert shall we.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Best series we have done!