Andy

Vivamus moriendum est.

[~ @H3ll0KittyGal]

Still I rise fuck nigga

[frick @gofrickurself]

What are your intentions with my balls

[Yuzkid 🗡️📿 @yuzkidofficial]

girls be like "i'm shy" then suck the balls too

[JOKO @ItsJoko]

NEVER dice up a jalapeño and then touch your lil beast #ouch

[Kat 🕸️ (new) @kat_moder]

wait? a gamer AND a girl? um, set boner status to ON !!!!

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

I have a perfect penis and yet I still get sad

[cordelia. @dykeknot]

gives you a heartjob. because i love you.

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[Vannitea @Vannitease]

@DocCosmic98 Goynip with extra spray on fent for that sweet sweet neuron damage

[Ya @2016archive]

@DocCosmic98 Smoking in high school used to be a fun activity to do with your friends and now it’s just taking 1 hit and hoping you don’t have a panic attack

[Cosmic @DocCosmic98]

I wish they still grew pot that was low THC and just gave you a great body high and made you laugh at everything instead of pot that gives you Joe Biden level dementia and existential dread. What do they put in that shit dude.

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

Rubbing your belly after eating a satiating meal is one of life's simple pleasures. Other simple pleasures in life include getting so high you get scared, ordering takeout when you have food at home, and digging in your butt

[Sabine Abductee @girlenjoyment]

the most beautiful part of a woman is her butthole

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[ant @persistantz]

beating around the bush because i don't know how sex works

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted a bit too hard and now it feels like im carrying a bunch of warm grapes in my underpants

[i think @kutaiuranium]

my infant son can’t do any Vape tricks yet and it’s pissing me off

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

fat guy who had both arms amputated pulling his shirt down via telekinesis