Andrew Harrison

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@davidsoncalum24 Almost mate! Ha ha! I’ve made maybe a couple of shots like that, but more usually that would be just to score 1 or cut them down to 1, rather than me getting 3 out of it!

[Mat @mat64791452]

Wife “How did you get those scratches on your neck”
Husband “Me and the fellas were out Kayaking when a seal rose out of the sea and Twatted me with an octopus”
Wife “You must think I was born yesterday” 🥊

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Might be the most outrageous stat I have ever seen

[Pluto @PIutoThePlanet]

I'll clean my Orbit when you Clean YOUR planet.

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@davidsoncalum24 @nocontextfooty @robinjamesa Ha ha, that’s classic!

[West Ham United @WestHam]

YOUR UEFA EUROPA CONFERENCE LEAGUE CHAMPIONS. 🏆

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@AdriSanMiguel @WestHam @europacnfleague Classy, as you always were for us, cheers!

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@robinjamesa @davidsoncalum24 Wanna keep it close and exciting, hoping for a few twists and turns on the final day!!

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@robinjamesa @davidsoncalum24 Yep, back in Maple land now. West Ham picked a strong team and did what they needed to do, we’re a class outfit. 👀

[Alan Stern @AlanStern]

...Yeah, this is happening, and I'm not in favor of it, one bit, and neither is our team. Share if you care! https://t.co/5piIUI9kgF

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@elonmusk Is this a parody account now?

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@DavidsonCalum @robinjamesa We haven’t played in a while, my funds are short!

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@DavidsonCalum @robinjamesa Hoping to start planning something soon, will keep you updated! I’ll bring one but not the other!

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@DavidsonCalum Couple of super stars! May be seeing you boys within a few months. 👀

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@DavidsonCalum @BBCSport @robinjamesa It’s the right choice for sure.

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@DavidsonCalum @SundayShoutsFC @robinjamesa Robin never hit anything that hard in his life. More likely dragged it 25 yards wide at a snail’s pace. 🤣

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

If you think your troubles are too difficult to overcome, please consider ICD-10 code V97.33XD: "Sucked into jet engine, subsequent encounter." There's a code for people who were sucked into a jet engine and lived to have a second hospital visit.

[Oceanography @Oceanographyy]

Melibe viridis feeding with its expandable net-like oral hood

[Andrew Harrison @AndyHarrison100]

@ExWHUEmployee 100%. The season where Cresswell and Coufal had a ton of assists (second only to TAA & Robertson I think) shows the value of crosses whipped in early. We still have those 2 players, not sure why they aren’t crossing well?

[Will Kinney @WKCosmo]

Since I'm in Pudecherry, India, let me tell you a bit about the world's unluckiest astronomer, one Guillaume Le Gentil. This is a crazy story, so pull up a chair. 1/