Andy In Banstead

Fintech entrepreneur, founder and investor. Rugby #COYQ and cricket. Prep School Governor.

[Andy In Banstead @AndyInBanstead]

@waitrose Hey, what’s going on with the Banstead store? Most of the chiller cabinets are empty, barely any fresh food on the shelves, it’s like the worst of Covid

It can’t be the gulf shenanigans because you haven’t had any bananas for over a week and they’re from the Caribbean.

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@benonwine You’re not wrong Ben. Doesn’t half stain your shirt when your bacon and egg sandwich drips on you though!

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@shakesbuz @elonmusk It’s a bit like my wife, sometimes there’s a build up of gas and it needs to vent.

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@GuardianQuitter @benonwine Or teenage sons?

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@JamesCleverly They’re being consistent James. They don’t want any foreign flags on public buildings whether they support the cause or not.

It’s a move away from the two tier policies of the current rabble in govt and the halfwits that preceded them

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@djjordan23uk @Bankersbonus1 I was using round numbers to make it simple for the people who struggle with concepts.

I know the sales person only gets part of the fee, that doesn’t change the behaviours.

It’s still the case that estate agents would rather sell cheaply today than work to get the max price

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@thesundaysport @cannock666 Itsa not so bad, itsa nice-a place..

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@durbs75 @SartorialThug The boys are out of the barracks

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@durbs75 @CameronYardeJnr Look at what you could have won

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@sophielouisecc A pink Floyd album from the 70’s

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@MullinsMartin @PatrickChristys When you order Bono from Temu…

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@tomhfh Wasn’t that a Pink Floyd album?

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@thesundaysport @JohnSlinger Gives you somewhere to hang your tea towels though

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@tompeck @KevinASchofield Does kier have a big plate he takes with him?

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@thesundaysport @JohnSlinger Wasn’t it Nietzsche that first said that?

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@benonwine A relative on Boxing Day.

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@bushontheradio Rainbow

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@gilescoren @Gav_Griffiths @GreggsOfficial I’ve always like you Giles, seeing that you share a sensible aversion to brown sauce only makes you go even higher in my (frankly irrelevant) estimation.

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@alonso_hoyt @narindertweets @jdpoc Labour’s got it all sorted, Kier’s bringing back Gordon Brown. 😉