Dc Andy Cartwright

What a time to be alive

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

@SkyNewsPolitics @SkyNews Knew she always wanted to Remain

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

What a world

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

LIMBS 😍

[Tom Davidson @TomDavidson09]

weddings in the Northumberland sunshine: good

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

@TomDavidson09 Trying to get in before me 😤

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

Moving pics, also known as videos

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

I can’t post moving pics so this will have to do. How is this not a pen? Casemiro has got Alvarez round the neck. What is VAR for if not to see things like this? He stops him getting the ball.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Michael Owen thinks pigs in blankets are 'overrated' 😳

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

@mfp3_ Could never cashew wearing that like

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

Might want to change your @ pal

[Jon Rahm Rodriguez @JonRahmOfficial]

I am proud to join @livgolf_league and be part of something new that is bringing growth to the sport. I have no doubt that this is a great opportunity for me and my family and am very excited for the future.

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

Hi @RequestABet, me again - any updated odds? Never been more sure of anything in my life

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

Hi @RequestABet, what odds would I get for Newcastle United to win literally every game they play for the rest of the season? I’d like some free money

[Emil Franchi @emil_franchi]

And so it begins… 🐬 #NUFC

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

Fair play to Santa Claus he’s done it again 👏👏👏 coming from an Easter bunny fan

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

Who is Carol Service and why is everyone going to see her on Christmas Eve?

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

There should be an Irish search engine called Ask Jiamhes

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

Kwasi Kwarteng will be such a good answer to a pub quiz question in seven years time

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

@JamieMcdee Finally, something we agree on

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

@chrs00 Laura Woods explaining synthetic CDMs

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

Cinched it

[MASTERBUCKS ⚫️⚪️ 🇦🇺 @TheMasterBucks]

Crystal Palace's new home kit is a straight rip off of Hajduk Split's away kit from last season 😂

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

@Tom_Westgarth15 It’s become an arms race to see which set of fans can pull off the biggest ‘scenes’ - inevitably degenerating into a race to the bottom in terms of antics

[Dc Andy Cartwright @AndyMarshall7]

@DTinley98 @SkillsNoContext Who else has seen this filth