Andy

I play music. I play video games. I do constitutional and environmental law. I yell at my TV about the Nashville Predators.

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@A_dmg04

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Mfw I read people bitching and crying about how the incredible success of Baldur's Gate 3 returning us to the gold-standard of actual quality games is gonna kill a bunch of greedy-ass, under-delivering "triple A" studios:

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I know that I am living in some sort of scuffed simulation because there are human beings in Texas, United states of America who are wearing sweatshirts, beanies, hoodies, long denim pants, etc. No way this is real.

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I think about the “get all fat and sassy” lady pretty regularly and I hope she is doing well.

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Joe Rogan voice: So, like, obviously we know Twitter is for both losers and dildos, right? We know they’re doing fine here.

But here’s the thing, there’s people who are actually both losers AND dildos. They’re thriving here man. They’re doing some shit, you know?

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@robrousseau 🥳🎉

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@buffalocialism Anytime there is ever a mention of Institute, all I will ever hear is “when animals attaaaaaaack” … “you need FIYAAAAAA”

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Got a new guitar this weekend. I’ve been wanting a Firebird or Explorer for a long time and a buddy traded me for my Les Paul to finally make it a reality.

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I’ve never killed anyone, but if this asshole who revs his engine and startled my daughter every day going in and out of the parking garage doesn’t stop, he’s gonna be the first.

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I suppose none of us are surprised, but it’s absolutely batshit that conservatives have gotten to the point where “you can be whatever you want to be” is now considered an attack on children.

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

This Barbie movie is leaving conservatives traumatised

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@CSMFHT Reading this as “Cleeso Rida Turd.”

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I am begging, pleading with developers of survival games to not make my character sound like the whiniest little dude whenever he’s gone a mere thirty minutes without eating 20,000 calories or drinking 27 gallons of water.

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@IwriteOK

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@gorkon @Kobie3408 @WhiteHouse @usedgov No, it’s not. The terms of the contract and the provision that it may be discharged after a certain amount of qualified payments is not unconstitutional. The constitution isn’t even implicated.

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@Price90703608 @paulmaherjr @OGApe12 @WhiteHouse @usedgov I’m 100% sure you didn’t read through shit but it’s within the terms of the income-driven repayment plan you chose, if you chose one.

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@Kobie3408 @WhiteHouse @usedgov It literally has nothing to do with that.

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@JeremyLupin @Louiescotland @WhiteHouse @usedgov Been in existence for a long time. SCOTUS has no say on it. It’s literally nothing new, just making sure people are actually getting credit for their payments.

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@KrangTNelson It’s wild how these people are this goddamn stupid but can still manage to like, operate a social media account or a phone.