Andy Mayer

Leadership Partner for Business of IT/ Sourcing & Vendor Management at Gartner, Washington Capitals' die-hard and proud father of two. Views are my own.

[Andy Mayer @AndyMayer13]

@BadLegalTakes My great uncle believed the same thing and never paid his income taxes. He spent the last few years of his life in prison.

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@WalshFreedom To the best of your knowledge, could/can players decline to participate?

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@JapersRink International Food Festival. I believe I had three in two days. Last November, and I’m still alive. BTW - dessert was a glazed donut topped with maple cream and bacon sprinkles.

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@JapersRink Found the picture. Spicy chicken between a Krispy Kreme donut with slaw. Very messy and very, very tasty.

[Andy Mayer @AndyMayer13]

Proud member of the 1966 birth year. This thread is 100% accurate. Well done.

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

Generation X is weird.

These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities.

Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:

[Andy Mayer @AndyMayer13]

Finally a four-point scale! No one is ever completely neutral. They are at least 50.1% in one direction. Great call out.

[Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy]

whoever writes the "reader poll" questions for the NBC affiliate websites...I just want to say that I notice you writing balanced, mutually exclusive response options and sincerely thank you for that

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@batess @RadioFreeTom West Virginia - Country Road

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Zdeno Chara says “hold my beer."

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@RadioFreeTom My girlfriend says that he has a different insignia because he is in the diplomatic corps, not the starfleet.

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@JohnJHarwood That’s too early??!! How would you describe Costco yesterday outside St. Louis?

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@bridgettyh Simple Minds

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@DrJasonJohnson Mold Play

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@ABananaRambling LDR - Laundry Room
GRG - Garage
KTC - Kitchen
FRY - Front Yard
DCK - Deck
DDM - Daydreams
WTD - Walking the Dog
JPZ - (Doing a) jigsaw puzzle

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@RepSwalwell Dip a spoon in peanut butter and then in jam and eat together. If you’re on a couch watching TV - full slug marks. (crunchy > smooth)

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@united You want me to change my flight online or on my phone, right? That way I keep your call volume down, right? Well - I tried online and on my phone. On both I received a message that you were unable to complete my request, and I should call you. Just wow.

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@kasie Apparently nothing about time zones in the US. There’s more than just the Eastern time zone.

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@adribbleofink I was a student in Leningrad in 1986. I went drinking at the US Consulate. The Jack Daniels did not sit well. On my way back to the dorm, I had the taxi driver stop so I could crap on the side of the road. Thank goodness I carried toilet paper wherever I went.

[Andy Mayer @AndyMayer13]

#BarstoolChamps #BarstoolBestBar

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@AskTSA At a major airport there should always be a dedicated TSA precheck line. Expedited just let’s people leave their shoes on. That’s the only difference. I expect better.

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@tsa How can you not have a dedicated TSA line in Newark Terminal B? Same expedited screening as State College, PA which has a total of four gates. This is absurd.