Trump: "Let's make a deal and end the war."
Iran: "These is our complete and non negotiable super maximalist list of demands."
Trump: "Agreed."
Iran: "You're not even going to read it?"
Trump: "No need, I'll just sign it."
Iran: *confused Iranian sounds*
Trump: "So we have a deal?"
Iran: "We also want Israel out of Lebanon."
Trump: "No problem, anything else?"
Iran: "..."
Trump: "Hello?
Iran: "OK, OK, we want you... *laughing*... we want you... *wheezing*... we want to you to call Bibi a crazy son a bitch that belongs in prison and that everyone hates him!"
Trump: "Done."
Iran: "Deal!"
@marvin_armour@Wyatt711846@BuzzPatterson Bs. If they had a missile to lob at us that would make it here, they’d have shot it off. I don’t live in Israel, so whatever. They can defend themselves.