AxisAbraxas

“You’ve got to be kidding me. who’s going to lick a stamp with Bill Clinton on it?” - Hank Hill

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

Happy Juneteenth to those who celebrate.

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@AbsoluteAutism @IanCarrollShow Ayatollah*

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@ShadowofEzra *quietly so mossad doesn’t hear* eff that guy.

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Trump: "Let's make a deal and end the war."

Iran: "These is our complete and non negotiable super maximalist list of demands."

Trump: "Agreed."

Iran: "You're not even going to read it?"

Trump: "No need, I'll just sign it."

Iran: *confused Iranian sounds*

Trump: "So we have a deal?"

Iran: "We also want Israel out of Lebanon."

Trump: "No problem, anything else?"

Iran: "..."

Trump: "Hello?

Iran: "OK, OK, we want you... *laughing*... we want you... *wheezing*... we want to you to call Bibi a crazy son a bitch that belongs in prison and that everyone hates him!"

Trump: "Done."

Iran: "Deal!"

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@IndexAndForget @ant_trading1 Never invest more than you can afford to lose. The fomo on this one will be months out from here though

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@IndexAndForget Absolutely.

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

This right here. 👇

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Be like I-80, never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else ❤️

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@RaminNasibov Xanga

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

Anyone else have, “Millionaires are good but billionaires and trillionaires are bad,” fatigue?

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@AidenHunterX *coughs in 9/11*

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@Kristinartz Bacon

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

IMAGINE HAVING SO MUCH TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME YOU CANT ADMIT THAT THIS IS TOTALLY BADASS!!!!

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

The bread is stale and the circus is boring

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@Cryptoboyy_Aji Most companies are rounding in the benefit of the customer.

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@ZeekArkham It’s (D)iffferent. If the shoe were on the other foot, they’d be scouring this top to bottom.

[horse @horsetwting]

The term ‘Horsing around’ pisses me off - very disrespectful. We work very hard.

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@mooseincrisis Hummingbird

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@marvin_armour @Wyatt711846 @BuzzPatterson Bs. If they had a missile to lob at us that would make it here, they’d have shot it off. I don’t live in Israel, so whatever. They can defend themselves.

[AxisAbraxas @AndyO20Two]

@Zeonic_Warrior @cookiebee42 @BuzzPatterson Ah, the mass arrests that never came. And now we’re back in the ME like we never left.