Andy Pants

I'm pretty much the best person you know

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

We're not too young for love, just too young for about everything there is that goes with love.

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

https://t.co/JANb6fXHMl

[Brian Pedaci @bpedaci]

BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake.
USA: Hold my beer.

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

@TheAuthorGuy "she fell to the floor and felt a once warm future bleed a black stain stain around her." You're the Ray Charles of novels.

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

@tmpowellCW44 I'm thinking a prequel series. Roberts rebellion or Aegon the conquer and dragons.

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

@AngryGalvin "Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why" Dread Pirate Roberts #tothepain

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

@CharleyBelcher Dang, I just found these in the store room. Graham didn't get one either.

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

Looking super sad at the doctor. https://t.co/dTE9RGcMR3

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

"You know the city and the fans are hungry and ready."

Jim Brown has @cavs fever.

READ: http://t.co/Kv1vVOSrCM http://t.co/FOaiHSJ3Vj

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Fantastic presenting @CMT video of the year w/ you, @TomArnold. Should we pencil in True Lies 2 for 2018? #CMTAwards

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

Carry that keg. #childLabor #gettowork #CarrytheKeg https://t.co/sikgi0lBGy

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

If you're not here, your dumb. Or you live too far away. @ Flanagan's Irish Pub https://t.co/05sBdrnwPN

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

@MrMikeCalta @AngryGalvin great, now I have "Hidden penis tattoo" in my search history.

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

Remember these. https://t.co/7DoKGBqxBb

[Talking Points Memo @TPM]

Miami cops sent around photo of game called "Black Monopoly." Every square says "go to jail." http://t.co/kApLPuRfNm

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

At an ice skating event at The Ice Palace that isn't playoff hockey, and couldn't be happier.… https://t.co/BrqXCDtZGQ

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

On the way to see some Frozen on Ice! https://t.co/pgX5JL4atp

[eEric @ericsshadow]

[pretending I haven't been drinking]
ME: I'm home baby
HER: Come give me a kiss
ME: I better not. I just [pause to think] ate some dog shit.

[Andy Pants @AndyPants247]

@Danny_Shelton55 @TideNFL block that gap baby!