Andy Rutens

Managing Partner at Galloway, Wettermark and Rutens LLP.; President of the Alabama Defense Lawyers Association.

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@KnicksBeast The crazy thing is if he didn’t flail around for that half second to try and manufacture a whistle, he might have blocked the shot.

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@RespectTheZoe Accurate.

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@VinnysCorner1 Jerry Grote…

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@Ravious101 The brisket burrito is awesome!

[☆Mr Sal☆ @Mr_Sal_]

Undeniable evidence that Nessie the
Loch Ness Monster is real has been unearthed. Haters will say it's AI.
#LochNessMonster

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@Peterson_IsKing He has a laser for an arm.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf
"Where?" she asked

"No. Regular"

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

please stop asking if we serve pancakes... we're better than that

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The U.S. should add 3 more states.

Because 53 is a prime number.
Then they can truly be one nation, indivisible.

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Had a great time this morning speaking on PFAS litigation at the FDCC in Scottsdale. #FDCC

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@Lito_grimes Amen, signed a fan since 66.

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@shea_Hello Patient-for the most part

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@jayhaykid @DSzymborski As a Mets fan since the late 60’s, he isn’t wrong on the Mets stuff. Probably imputing too much thought process to Yankee fans. Since 1998, they are just posing as baseball fans. Most of them have become Dodgers fans now.

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@PNCBank_Help ridiculous customer service. Service out yesterday, no transactions and today two tellers handling the lobby, business accounts and drive thru. This is why I have my investments and savings in other banks!

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At my PNC Bank. They couldn’t handle transactions yesterday because they were out of service. Today two tellers handling the lobby, business transactions and the drive thru. Ridiculous #PNCBank_customerservice

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@MetsMuse Nope. Harrison Bader.

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@The7Line Sign Bader and run them out there. Much rather live and die with a team I like and is fun than a bunch of hired guns. You can’t get emotionally invested in a soulless conglomeration.

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@albanian_angry @Mets @StevenACohen2 We will be fine. Just take a breath

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@DaniWex I have been a fan since 66, we have been through a lot worse. Just no knee jerk reactions. Keep the young core and give em a chance. They will be more fun than watching the Deathstar.

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@StevenACohen2 Don’t overreact because of media pressure. We have good guys coming up and the real fans don’t want to be the Yankees and buy everyone. Plus it will be cool when we eliminate the Dodgers!