Andy Storms

VP of Student Affairs at Ozark Christian College, Joplin, MO and Residence Director of Strong Hall.

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

“Why have I never won a Grammy? I can’t remember the last time I got a prize!” @amystorms

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

My playlist of Christmas songs that aren’t about Jesus is called “XMas“ and my favorite thing about it is how much it bothers @NDStorms.

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@Ben_Is_Second I never knew how close the pit of utter despair was to the height of total elation. Surprisingly close.

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

@amystorms Favorite - 😂

Least fave - 😛 Put your tongue back in your mouth.

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

They should put the good parts of movies at the beginning so you can watch the good parts and then fall asleep.

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

@mropp @Ben_Is_Second I paid $3.89 today and then saw $3.79 at a station about two miles away. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@amystorms @MeyersStacey Oh man. Now I’m genuinely conflicted. I do love Tony Stark.

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

*Stirring brownies*

Me: “I don’t know if I’ll be able to lick this WHOLE bowl by myself.”

@amystorms looking up from her computer ready to fight: “You’d better not lick ANY of that bowl!”

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

@Ben_Is_Second You do. And buy as many Cinnamon Schoolbook Cookies tubs as you can fit in your cart.

[Ozark Christian College @Ozark1942]

The Preaching-Teaching Convention starts Monday! Join us next week. Register now at https://t.co/8HaZPQ8X1k. Read or download the entire program book at https://t.co/BjIv6RP9Nt.

[Ozark Athletics @OzarkAthletics]

The Ambassador Ladies are the Midwest Christian College Conference Regular Season Champions!

Tonight’s win put the ladies at 21-2 and 11-0 in conference play.

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

Enjoy Ambassadors basketball and help support a great ministry partner.

Women tip off at 5:00.
Men at 7:00.
Live-streamed at https://t.co/CWu0i80kTy

[Ozark Athletics @OzarkAthletics]

The Ambassadors will be partnering with Blackbox International to raise awareness for trafficking of children for the purpose of sexual exploitation.

Out of over 2 million children that are trafficked each year, it is estimated that over 400,000 are boys.

#Blackoutforblackbox

[Amy Storms @amystorms]

You guys, Galatians! @AndyStorms and I are doing @BethMooreLPM’s Galatians study, and my word. It is wrecking my approval-seeking, law-keeping mindset. So very challenging! Read it with a Kleenex in your hand and steel toe boots on your feet.

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

@amystorms

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

Amy, looking out on the first snowfall of the year: “HOW LONG, O LORD?” @amystorms

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

“I don’t really miss Dr Pepper anymore.

Only when I’m sad.

Or happy.”

-@amystorms

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

@NDStorms Usually I say “Nice! Can you tell me about it?” and she does and then I don’t have to read it. 😂

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

USMNT Soccer and Olympic Gymnastics both on TV tonight. We’ll see who holds the remote in this house!

Or, ya know…watch on separate laptops.

[Ozark Athletics @OzarkAthletics]

Earlier this summer we began renovating our weight room. Today we put in the floor.

Swipe for progress pictures!

[Andy Storms @AndyStorms]

Ozark students - listen up!

[Rich Villodas @richvillodas]

For those asking, here’s the 9-minute talk I gave at @Qideas #culturesummit on Celebrity Christianity.

I note that:

Celebrity-ism is not really found in the crowds, but in the soul, and in the environments that reinforce it.

https://t.co/TJ59GfJxSG