Andy Tellas

[LOS POLLOS HERMANOS @POLLOSBROS]

So we need bitches to fuck after we win this weekend who's down?

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I hate when people say something is chill, or when people say "coming in clutch"

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@megan_barenie @apeppin9 Megan no you don't...

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@megan_barenie @apeppin9 yes very...

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@apeppin9 @megan_barenie it was actually a fish...not a worm...

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Dude it'd be so funny if, during the game tonight, somebody accidentally brings a sniper in the stadium, and accidentally shoots LeBron.

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@_swillis_ @mikeflores25 that'd be the smart thing to do

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#FreeFlores

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Holy hell I never knew how much I could hate someone...

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@Saraa_Lisac dude make me some cookies

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JOEY COULDNT FIT!!!!!

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"@_CG4: The basic white girls are rubbing off in me.. http://t.co/Six0UbCFRL" you just turned the litmus paper blue...lmao

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You are so pH < 7

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@BowWowPuffDaddy what are taking during yhe first part of class?

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@BowWowPuffDaddy I haven't studied yet...oops

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Awwww tepsics finally getting a hug from someone

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My question is why don't I still have this costume?