Andy Whitaker

Deadly Bonsai assassin. SF book reviewer. Master of the Real Ale.

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

Acquired this odd plant but I have no idea what it is. Does anybody recognise what type of plant it is?

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

So that’s the plan!

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump buys Greenland and moves it somewhere warmer so he can build golf courses on it. He’s such a smart businessman.

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

Sad but true….

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Don't make fun of Elon Musk's new robots. They're the only friends he's got.

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

I thought there would be a few more on it....

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Get your Tory wipe out card ready

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

It’s time to say “Thank You!”

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

#GeneralElection

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

I just supported @raminnasibov on @buymeacoffee! 🎉

Ramin Nasibov is art / design / visual culture. You can support by buying a coffee ☕ here — https://t.co/ednszqeIcQ

[Ian Power @IHPower]

My wife told me an old German saying that translates as: you could put them all in a sack, start beating it and you wouldn’t hit a wrong one.

Yes, we were talking about the Government at the time.

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

@deathinparadise I could write a PHD thesis on just how good #DeathinParadise is.

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

@deathinparadise Aone of the best episodes so far!

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

@Jefferies_ 😳

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

@ruskin147 👍

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

@IHPower And the problem is?

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

@ACoded_Word Just fitting new batteries. Won’t be a minute.

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

If only…

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Sunak must take a stand on potholes!
With luck, that'll be the last we see of him.

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

Oooerr!

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Whoever did this is going to hell #funny 😂😂😂

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

He’s going to be busy…

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After the effect of 'Mr Bates vs the Post Office', let’s hope Toby Jones is also working on new TV dramas about water pollution, climate change, covid, PPE contracts, the refugee crisis, the cost of living, energy prices, and the NHS

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

@sociabledog Good luck with the harness training!

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

@wileelsing It’s not a rock it’s a stone!

[Andy Whitaker @AndyWhitaker007]

A resolution even I could keep!

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

My top two resolutions are:
1. Make 2019 the best year ever!
2. Stop buying diaries in packs of five.