Andy Heustice

Man Utd, Wasps, Kent Ccc, Atlanta Braves fan. Comedy lover.

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@Splodge_Humbug @GeoffWrigh3712 @samuel_leeds @haidar_bassim @channelstv @garyseconomics What businesses does this guy own?

[murph @murphtothesky]

@Woke_warrior69 @Carpenterdf @PolitlcsUK Bloody Amazon and the Royal Mail keep harassing me

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@Mutdxball @piusmusabi1 @utdcynical I don’t want them to keep overpaying like they used to. There’s better value out there. Like last season, they bought 4 good players, that were decent value. You can see with Lammems you can get good players without paying over the top.

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@Mutdxball @piusmusabi1 @utdcynical He’s still a Brazil player, and he cost half the price, so that undermines your point.

Big transfer fees prove nothing. Look at the five most expensive signings: Pogba, Antony, Maguire, Sancho & Lukaku. All massively overpaid. It’s time United stopped paying the “United tax.”

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@Mutdxball @piusmusabi1 @utdcynical They just bought a Brazil international midfielder for £35 million…

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

This weekend it was a 250 foot gash. Today it’s a 300 foot gash.

This is the same material he described as rubber. He said it would last decades and that people couldn’t cut it with a knife.

We have video of him saying this.

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

The reason these people oppose diversity and fear a level playing field is because when people are judged by their character, intelligence, and ability rather than by background or appearance, they will no longer enjoy the advantages they’ve taken for granted.

[G.T @gingerrtom]

Let's remind ourselves of Katie Hopkins getting cooked on This Morning.

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@HLTCO Says the Palace fan whose club has basically tried to replicate the European ultra culture! (And I love it, by the way.)

We should be encouraging anything that helps grow the game. There are very few truly original ideas in football anyway. Just let people enjoy it.

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@DanNeidle From 2008-2011 these people would have been at the peak of their career and wages all stayed the same.

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

In case you wondered how much one trillion is… it would take ONE person over 30,000 YEARS to count from 1 to 1 trillion.

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Musk as a trillionaire- anyone as a trillionaire- is a grotesque economic, moral and political problem. We cannot have individuals with that level of power, whatever they might have achieved.

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@Seanjames344 @GeorgeDobell1 He’s a security guard not a nanny!! His job is to keep them safe not to make sure they do t break curfew.

The responsibility has to come down to players especially after what happened on the tours last winter.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The UK believe 20% of population is black (3%); 15% is Muslim (4%); 5% transgender (0.6%); 15% gay and lesbian (1.8%); 20% of the country is vegan or vegetarian (4%)

Misinformation from the Media

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

@JDVance Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti both got shot by the goons your president deployed. Sit this one and go and shag a sofa

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@HLTCO He could have just said yes

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@TonyIncenzo I don’t understand why there has to be a competition as to what it feels like. Sport is a million different things to a million different people. There’s no need to compete over feelings and importance it gives to people.

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@mjfree No. Russia would be green….

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@Sarfo15M @Ankaman616 They could have been 2 down after 15 minutes easily. United have not been clinical

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

Have we ever seen a world leader describe so obviously that his alliance is with certain leaders not countries?!

[Terry Moran 🇺🇸 @TerryMoran]

No American president has so directly and personally endorsed a foreign leader’s reelection, in real time, in such explicit terms.

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

@TomCottonAR Who was the president between Obama and Biden??

[Andy Heustice @Andyheustice11]

At this stage it is hard to know what, if anything, Trump would do differently, if he was a Russian asset..?

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Stephanie Ruhle on her call with Trump: He says Zelensky is more difficult to deal with than Putin... I would clearly say that he expressed more trust in Putin than any of our European allies.