Andy Thomas

Comedian, writer and teacher originally from Croydon. I now live in Hove. You can find Andyland Productions on Facebook. I have a cat called Jesse Pinkman.

[Andy Thomas @Andyland7]

@crockpics Looks more like 10 years later. Division Bell period.

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@HumansNoContext 18

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@NoContextHumans 8

[Sweet Venues Brighton @SweetVenuesBtn]

We did a Fringe! All the thanks in the world to all who made it happen: our performers, our team, our stunning venues, and of course, our wonderful audiences!
We'll see you all again soon! Lots of love!❤️
#brighton #fringe #brightonfringe #theatre #localtheatre #brightonfringe23

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@nickyjchad @JeremyClarkson He definitely wrote it; one skill he does have amongst v big flaws

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@Scots_Woe_Hey How wonderful for you to think of Des, he will be chuffed and is already planning the next revolution ‘The Marx Side of the Moon’ for next time x

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You need a kitten like Cally to get through isolation

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Tonight at Brunswick @8pm The Funny Papers Human Behaviour #zanysketchshow

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I'm very concerned about that terrorist group from Manchester that recruits through music, Oisis.

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The Labour Party is a broad church. Trouble is there is more lead to nick off the roof.

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One Direction must be stopped from destroying ancient historical sites. Good to hear that I.S is taking a year off too. Mixed news there.

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Secret Cinema interrupted by fire evacuation but couldn't spoil the magic.

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I taught Ashley Madison once. Always cheating and his bag leaked over his desk. Someone stole my register....you know the rest!

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@Longforbedlam oh yes!

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It's incredible how many people live in this road!

[The Duke's Cinemas @DukesBrighton]

On Tuesday 29th Sept we're screening Roger Waters The Wall. Have you got your ticket yet? http://t.co/B1KFL38jwB

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Anyone else going to Secret Cinema? Or is that a secret? Do I have to keep it secret from myself?

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Heyy, can you like my facebook page 'Andyland Productions'? I want 2000 likes by the weekend or I reactivate the Thatcher, I have the codes!

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BBC Breaking News would get more followers if they renamed themselves 'BBC Breaking Bad'

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At Komedia seeing Uni chum and telly comic James Dowdeswell. Will he do the Star Wars and Beethoven gag?