A n e l a 🦋

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[Colin @colinarmis]

MY CHICKEN STARS NOOO

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"I need to socialize more"

Me in a social gathering when I see someone coming towards me

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Bf just burst out laughing in his sleep..... which bitch is telling jokes in his dreams

[. @inthegraveyardd]

Sorry boss. I gotta bounce early today cus I’m Mexican.

[amanda @desi0re]

my roommate is so unserious

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

Happy April's Fools to him.

[THE REAL SPILL ౨ৎ @baddie1ations]

i hate when dudes say “it goes both ways” no YOU go both ways fck out my face ponk

[777 @dessszn]

"sTaNd oN tHaT" ill crank that soulja boy on it i never cared

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

why do we limit ourselves to mozzarella sticks? where’s the smoked gouda sticks? the pepper jack sticks? sharp white cheddar even??

[dave @davepeep]

me after self sabotaging

[fuzzy𐙚⋆°｡⋆♡wildehopps @fuzzwilde]

what plays in my head when i'm trying to focus at work

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

THE STORM WILL BECOME PINK & HEART-SHAPED

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

my grandma used to say “keep $10 in your pockets to buy a pretty girl some flowers”

grandma rest your soul but these $10 going to some vbucks

[𝐿𝒾𝓃𝒶୨ৎ @m3l0xdyy]

When I complain about being fat and I keep eating

[zero 🪽 0 days binge free @spiralingzer0]

why is my STOMACH GROWLING. EAT THE FAT. THATS FHE POINT.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when work cooked you so bad you get home and just sit like this for a while