Anfernee Simon

Honoring under appreciated stars Anfernee Simon and Simon the Chipmunk

[Anfernee Simon @AnferneeSimon]

@PhilonPhanatic @johnholtduncan @Lebrontosaurus9 i think this is a ridiculous ranking. Fordham should be at least 12 especially since there’s no auto-loss this year against Grant Billmeier’s gritty NJIT squad

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Jeremiah Trotter Jr and Willie Lampkin should be starting over Jihaad Campbell and Cam Jurgens. Why not try it next week? The team looks bad enough already

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@MantisFunds Congrats on being $500 richer

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Jalen Hurts is lucky he got carried in 2024 otherwise he’d be unemployed

[Anfernee Simon @AnferneeSimon]

The Eagles must be allergic to scoring in the second half cause it’s been the same story for the last 20 games

[Anfernee Simon @AnferneeSimon]

#Rebrand

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JT Realmuto has an obsession with calling fastballs. I hope he remembers Nola only throws ninety-poo and mixes in some changeups

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@findanewslant21 @JackFritzWIP Acting like we haven’t seen JT in this same situation all year and strike out

[Anfernee Simon @AnferneeSimon]

@JackFritzWIP Too bad Mattingly is a dumbass

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@Braves @TruistPark Didn’t the Phillies sell out a random weeknight in July? Nice accomplishment bum ass franchise

[Anfernee Simon @AnferneeSimon]

@BuzzWIP The plan:
Nola 3
Wheeler 5
Duran 1
Mcfarlane, Painter, or Luzardo only if Wheeler gets tired

[Anfernee Simon @AnferneeSimon]

If Nola shows ANY sign that he doesn’t have it, pull him and ride Wheeler till his arm falls off

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I don’t understand why Crawford is starting instead of Derek Hill

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Stubbs should absolutely be starting tonight for the Phillies. Sub in realmuto when you take out Nola it’s that simple

[Anfernee Simon @AnferneeSimon]

@SpikeEskin are you more happy that Harper made the error or more sad that the Phillies lost?

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@Alexcoll_ That’s why I respect Nola for pitching Saturday, even if he played bad

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@Mrstanleycup I can’t believe I have to watch another 7 years of Trea Turner play in a Phillies uniform

[Anfernee Simon @AnferneeSimon]

@480invest @JackFritzWIP I think they’d rather give Sanchez a full 5 days of rest rather than having the full staff on short rest

[Anfernee Simon @AnferneeSimon]

2008-2012 Phillies: Won WS, Lost WS, Lost NLCS, Lost NLDS, Missed Playoffs

2022-2026 Phillies: Lost WS, Lost NLCS, Lost NLDS, Lost NLDS, Missed Playoffs(?)

The ‘08 team held on to their core too long. It’s now time to cut their losses and rebuild before it’s too late.

[Anfernee Simon @AnferneeSimon]

@JackFritzWIP @loverBmarsh1 I don’t know about you, but I don’t know if I’ve ever been more mad as a Phillies fan in my life. Don Mattingly and Dave Dombrowski were the worst things to ever happen to this organization