Ange

I love girly things, geeky things & funny things

[Ange @AngeZbz]

@007GAL @metlinkwgtn Insane right? I'm not usually a nark but half a street just plain in the other lane is ridiculous!

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Hey @metlinkwgtn please enjoy this photo of your bus running route 83 reg plate CHW258 driving in the wrong lane up Queens Drive Lower Hutt at 4.44pm. He drove in that lane from stop 9114 right up to the lights.

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Fitbit upgrade idea - oinks when it senses food near you above a certain fat/sugar percentage 🐷🐷🐷

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@007GAL I feel like K always packed a sad in kmart too!

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@SparkNZ you upping your prepay game anytime soon? I really don't want to change to Vodafone but I could double my data & reduce the minutes I never use for the same price as my current pack with you...

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Hey @MyFitnessPal totally happy for ads on my free app, but chocolate and McD's ads seem like kind of a dick move 😂

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@007GAL Also, 'here is where they usually get success' *phlebotomist actively avoids where I've pointed... eventually gives in and tries my suggestion, with success* 😒

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My every blood test:
"Just warning you I have tricky veins"
*rolls eyes & clearly doesn't believe me*
*multiple attempts later* "ok I'm just going to grab someone else to have a go..." 😒

[Ange @AngeZbz]

When #autocorrect likes to change your son's name to "poo" 😂😂😂

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@Clianthus That's amazing!

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Yo mother nature, you're really putting a dampener on my birthday week 😒

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Watching the #CommonwealthGames makes me feel extra fat and lazy

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Dutch officially has the best insults https://t.co/JCUIUU42X5

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"There was this one time we needed a meeting room & there were 2 people in there who hadn't booked so we asked them to leave and they did" #beststoryever

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*sets alarm for work* 😭😭😭

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That terrifying moment when you're trying to sneak socks onto your sleeping child and he rolls over #mumlife #sockninja

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Been like this for over a day now... So glad I paid an extra $3 for the privilege of not tracking my tracked parcel 😒@nzpost

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I woke up this morning, the sunshine was shining, I put on my happy face #destinyschildthrowback #alwayshappywhenitssunny

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Trying to choose a trainset is impossible #iwantthemall #itsformykidhonest #kidatheart #mumlife

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Always encouraging when your toddler just casually looks at you and says "uh oh" #toddlerlife #mumlife