“If all your friends jump off a cliff would you do it too” if they did it without me I’d actually be really upset, like how did you plan this? Is there a group chat without me? I could have brought snack for the experience or something idk
Remember when iPhones first came out and apps were just like...fake zippo lighters and like fake beer drinking apps and stuff. God what a moment in history
No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto. Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I’m about to use that