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what is this app | blk, 19

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

He been famous and rich since he was a kid I never understood the gang banger thug thing he added to his resume out of nowhere

[Spooky Pawp @pawpdog]

"Bonnie how big was the gyatt"

[calendar @thecalendarapp]

this is why i don’t tweet anymore. all my hard work for nothing

[tay PHANCOUVER @dandermiffIin]

opened ao3 forgetting kinktober had started

[bꜣstt @k3niethestalli]

no because i don’t fucking use it

[Nanki panzuda ⚥ ⭐️ @winchesterll0]

eu deixaria os cabelos da minha bct crescer só pra ele puxar eles

[Bugsy 🐁🧀 @bugabelle_]

Call me unwoke, but maybe don’t write on decorations put up by a coworker and act surprised they didn’t like that their fun thing was ruined by you and had to get taken down and moved

[S3RG @S3RGGG]

If you ever think you hungry af try eating two packs of noodles

[pinkmouse @pinkmouse682]

this will be fortnite in 2030

[nat @itadorology]

queria que o nariz dele fosse um cartão de crédito e minha buceta fosse uma maquininha que não validou a transação e ele esfregasse a cara em mim até eu dizer "vai ter que inserir"

[Kung Fu Panda Fanboy @KFP_Fanboy]

the suicidal rabbit from kung fu panda holiday

[factpoultry @factpoultry]

white people when you nod your head instead of verbally saying yes

[𝘼𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙮🇧🇷 @ParalysingDread]

just ejaculated everywhere on a public area and the cops tried to arrest me but it's okay because it's sfw

[🎧 @mircybr]

So now we got Halle Berry, Halle Bailey, and Haley Baylee…

[🍓 @kyworms]

my momma so poor she walks down the road with one shoeee and if you ask her if she lost her shoe she says no i found oneee

[Remy Buxaplenty @stretchfchw]

If I go to your house and you serve me 7 different brands of microwave lasagna in one pan, I’ll punch you in your chest

[𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙨 ꕤ ꧞ @B3AUTlFULRUlN]

she always ate that note the fuck up