Angelll

time flies when your life is falling apart

[Angelll @AngelSchiemann]

One of the most important questions...orange juice or apple juice?
@nateruessmusic

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“why do you take so long in the shower”

me 40 mins into my shower:

[el clifton @elcliftonn]

Remember when I found out my ex had been sending his mate messages saying he wanted to fuck 2 girls from work and he said he only said it cos I said I fancied The Rock when we watched Jumanji and it made him sad

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

People can be lying, knowing that they’re lying, knowing you know that they’re lying, and still lie

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

dog owners: their name is buddy

cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito

[Jazyn @jazyn5]

She a 10 but all she do is sleep and overthink

[𖤐 @holdupshwty]

moms be like "this stays between us" then tell everyone at the next family gathering

[Bael @BaelFang]

hot girls sleep with stuffed animals

[Wøe ☥ @Woeotto]

girls go on Twitter for 5 minutes just to retweet everything they see and dip

[Angelll @AngelSchiemann]

@itshqyley 👁👄👁

[Angelll @AngelSchiemann]

@nateruessmusic I have nothing to contribute but I still wanted to reply

[Angelll @AngelSchiemann]

@juicyjxdn AW MAN 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💗