Angel

I’m the tequila, never the chaser 🥂

[mikey @MikeBeLike]

call Rima

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

[RAÚL @rauwalejandro]

YSL boy

[The Ogunboy @AlafinOfOgun]

Gay culture is our parents not knowing shit about us.

[ִ ࣪★ @Itzmi_yunaaa]

The sluttiest thing a man can do is love his cat

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends "i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth" and my mom turned to me and said "well we know who the gay one is" and they heard her and none of them have said a word

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

If adults told you “you should be a lawyer” as a child, that was a polite way of them saying you were clocking their shit.

[★ @fuitsnack]

sometimes a 30 year old will hit on me and i have to remember i’m 25 and this is not actually an offense punishable by death

[𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓷✨ @realmfberlin]

don't let nobody treat you like a bag of cheap weed. YOU ARE COCAINE

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is St. Patrick’s Day.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

I’ll never forget when I got caught kissing a boy at school and they called my dad. When he picked me up he said, “not you out here kissing boys and you don’t even know the difference between nouns and verbs.” I was in the backseat like…

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

Imma always retweet these cause I know someone that was in some shit n she got away cause of a video like this she saw on Twitter

[ً @cryst6ls]

why do ppl wait until the new year to cut ppl off? girl fuck u today on december 10th

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

My ex called on FaceTime and I answered, he said “this is why we broke up, you always entertaining your exes” LMFAO.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Crazy how a tiny sperm can turn into a giant toxic ass, ungrateful ass, cashapp begging ass hoe so fast

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Making someone laugh after they've just finished crying is one of the most beautiful feelings to ever exist.

[: @_dxllz7]

once i start associating you with disappointment, idk man Imao

[Kas⋆★ @Kas_sznn]

Stalking my tweets won't tell you anything. I could tweet “I'm so done” and be talking about how they gave me one less nugget at Mcdonald's.

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Someone told me there was a group chat that was talking about me and immediately my mind went “wow… a fan club 🥹” and that’s when I knew I had real issues.

[🧑🏾‍🎤🎀💚 @Userxnj]

if i catch you in my nigga phone im just gone talk to one of your niggas aint no pressure and if yo roster ugly imma beat u tf up cus thats not fair