Pit

{Sorry to keep you waiting~!} Pit, the captain of Lady Palutena's guard, is here! @ConsOfJoy is his favorite system~!

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

Little Angel: Big World #MVRP

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[ Songs of Time ]

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"Normally I'm a pretty bad singer, but that seems to have been solved in a matter of time, huh ? You just can't seem to keep up with this small hat wearing child !~ BOOYAH !~"

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@ConsOfJoy leave his fiance feeling down about herself! But what could he say to make her feel better?

"Maybe it's a familiarity thing? You're already so so crazy smart that you don't even need to think about how to say words, you just do it! Or maybe it's a special skill you've gained?!"

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@ConsOfJoy Oh dear! The angel's heart sank hearing her soft whimper as guilt washed over his expression,

"I-I'm sorry! It's completely fine, I don't have a clue either!"

He'd try to play it off as lightheartedly as he could, his brain running a million miles a second. He wasn't about to -

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@ConsOfJoy "Wait, there's multiple ways to read different letters!?"

The angel's eyes widened, concern overtaking his usually cheerful demeanor,

"Wait wait wait, Lady Joy, is there a way to tell which reading you would use? Why do we call them e-y-etems and not I-htems?"

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@ConsOfJoy her chair,

"You know... I always wondered what that weird thing was on all of Sir Mario's power-ups... The p-wings, the p-balloon, can't forget the P-switch in Mario 64... I thought it was just the reflection of light from the side making that design..."

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@ConsOfJoy "Oooohhh...!"

The level of trust she had in her angel not to get butter or anything in her hair was beyond words. Though, who could really complain about a comfy lesson and a warm meal? Pit nodded to himself a few times before realization made his weight slightly fall against -

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@ConsOfJoy sat down a stack of waffles right by the girl's writing,

"Whatcha got there, Lady Joy?"

He'd ask in a comfortable sigh, perching his head on top of hers.

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@ConsOfJoy In her absence, her angel knew exactly what to do to summon the vanished Goddess! There's no magic, curse, or miasma potent enough to keep the Goddess from breakfast!

While she was gone, the angel kicked it into overdrive, and in what would make Cooking Mama blush speed, the boy

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@ConsOfJoy all to familiar letters. Using his finger to trace the letter, he'd mumble to himself,

"This first one's K... As in K. Rool... K..."

Pit nodded once to himself before tossing it on and tying it tight,

"OK! Let's do this~!"

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@ConsOfJoy "Sounds like I was just promoted from student to sous chef in less than twenty minutes. But if that's what the 'super-smarty pants Professor Goddess Joy' featuring cute wants, then that's exactly what she'll get!"

He'd reach to put the apron on, when he'd pause to stare at the -

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@ConsOfJoy we're whatever number of letters away! I'll be a spelling master in no time!"

Though, despite his enthusiasm being at his peak, his stomach on the other hand hollowly cried out,

"A-Ahaha... After breakfast, of course."

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@ConsOfJoy "Well, how can I say no to that challenge?"

Pit smiled brightly, a fist pumped in close to his chest as he continued,

"If it's for your sake, or I guess your cleanliness while cooking in this point, I can handle anything! And we already covered the first letter, right? So -

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

Why /does/ she say that so casually?

Actually... come to think about it, who is she? Ah well, she seems nice enough!

"Well stranger, if you ever need yet another hand to help smack back those of evil, then feel free to call for me! Pit's the name, beating baddies is my game!"

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

"Somehow, I don't think we're talking about sunsets any more..."

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

"Well, sometimes the sky is a gorgeous shade of oranges and pinks given the right time. So perhaps in due time, you'll find your... uh... colors in Smash too?"

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@WingedEcho @stardus57940105 "Good for you, buddy. I'm always glad to see you happy and healthy!"

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

"Sorry Lord Hades, but we already go through enough acting as representatives for our series in the Smash Tournaments. Surely you can take a few for the team, right?"

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

@stardus57940105 "Oh, sure thing! Hmm, let's see... OH! There's one now! Hey @WingedEcho! I hope you're doing well today, buddy!"

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

"You know I don't have any voice about who gets in! I was really against the idea of Bayonetta getting in after all!"

[Pit @AngelicRetainer]

"Please don't take this as an invitation to start lobbing things at Lady Joy, Lady Palutena, or Lady Viridi! You have my permission to do so at Lord Hades, but please do so at your own risk!"