『Ｊｏｙ』

Sᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ | #MVRP & #NintendoRP | Her favorite angel: @AngelicRetainer | PFP by @1000Butts | Fan Account |

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

『Switch & Play!』

🕹 ɴɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴏ sᴡɪᴛᴄʜ-ᴛᴀɴ
🕹 ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ᴏʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ
🕹 #ᴍᴠʀᴘ & #ssʙʀᴘ
🕹 ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴡᴅ
🕹 ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ sʜɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ
🕹 sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs/ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ʀᴘ

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@AngelicRetainer — trying to answer that question. Rather than placing some waffles in her mouth, a piece covered in syrup was now stuck to her neon blue tinted cheek.

“I... I don’t know...”

The goddess made a tiny whimper. This wouldn’t do. She promised to teach Pit!

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

Sounds of light air ventilation filled the room. It had been quiet for a long time, the noise stuck out like a sore thumb.

For the robot sitting up, however, she thought only a day had passed.

“Must’ve reeeeeally slept in.. Looks like it’s noon!”

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@AngelicRetainer “Well it’s because.. you see... You just sorta know...”

. . .

𝘼 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙀𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧 𝙃𝙖𝙨 𝙊𝙘𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙙.

How 𝘥𝘪𝘥 someone tell what was used and when? No one ever explained this, she just knew it by programming.

Lady Joy got a little caught up in —

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

“Birthday, birthday, birthdaaaaaayyy!~”

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@AngelicRetainer — this is an extra tricky rule! It’s not an ‘I’ as in ‘e-y-e,’” Joy stated as she pointed to her left, blue eye.

“But in your name, the I makes a different sound! It’s the ‘ih’ part of your name.

And like the start of ‘Icarus!’ That also starts with an I.”

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@AngelicRetainer “I actually don’t know for sure,” stated the goddess before taking another bite of waffles, “but I’m preeeeeetty sure the P on those stands for ‘power.’

Or maybe ‘peanuts.’ I haven’t been able to disprove either.”

Her finger then moved to the next letter, “That’s an I. Now —

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@AngelicRetainer — it, allowing Pit to take bites without needing to leave his spot.

“Joy and Pit have three letters each. See that line with the funny bump at the top? That’s a P.

P for Pit, or Pokémon!”

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@AngelicRetainer — one’s out there! They’d be super perfect for your first lesson.”

Joy returned the paper to the tabletop so she could finally enjoy breakfast. And there was no way her beloved angel was being left out. Every other forkful of waffle was raised just as the paper before —

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@AngelicRetainer — starting lessons!

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@AngelicRetainer — with a pen and paper in hand, putting any of the narration’s paranoia-fueled theories to rest.

After taking her seat, Joy began scribbling words on the paper. To be more specific, Pit’s name and her own. Thank Palutena their names were this short. They made for the perfect —

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

“Of course I’m real! I’m as real as L 2401!”

Hands were placed to her hips as she giggled at her own response.

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@AngelicRetainer That sound only reminded Joy of how hungry /she/ was. Her large pigtails bobbed as she’d nod in agreement.

Breakfast first sounded good. Can’t study on an empty stomach, after all!

“the super-smarty pants Professor Goddess Joy requests waffles as payment..”

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

“H-Hey!”

Puffing up her cheeks, Joy rapidly begins to poke her sister back.

“I was asking a question, silly!!”

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@AngelicRetainer — teach you how to spell that! It’ll be like a final test, or... or.. a boss battle! That’s also a fetch quest.”

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@AngelicRetainer “Mhm! But on one condition!”

A single finger was held up to Pit’s face following their brief exchanges of affection.

As much as Joy would /gladly/ wear an apron like that for her angel, there was a beneficial opportunity to be taken!

“You have to find the apron after I —

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

“I’d love to.. but I.. I don’t have a say in what games I get! I’m just the console..”

Stammering...

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙄 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙊 @___Warioware]

Localize my game @ConsOfJoy

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

@Daimonity “. . .A llama!”

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

“N-New friends, I’m just a console...! I don’t have a say in what games I get.”

[『Ｊｏｙ』 @ConsOfJoy]

“A-Ah... uh... I...”

If she could sweat nervously, she’d be a waterfall right now.