Clark McCloud

I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll take a look.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

i’ll say it. bring on deflation.

i want a 3lbs lobster for $2

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@TheBillyWest Ralph was a malignant person who looked like a cadaver. The mere thought of him abusing you infuriates me, and confirms what everyone thought about that leech. And Tom is a complete snake.

So sorry you endured that Billy.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@DailySmelly @TheBillyWest You forget Tom was the cheapest man alive. They should’ve fired Fred instead and given Billy his salary. Billy was his own soundboard.

F Howard and F Blaise.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@GBuzzardbryce @TheBillyWest “Don’t eat the brown acid! I’m warning you!”

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@SchnauzerLogic @TheBillyWest Personal favorite of mine:

Aug 9, 1995, Richard Lewis comes in. Apparently he drunkenly and incoherently called late-night DJ Pete Fornatale the night before requesting songs.

Billy out of nowhere goes into a flawless Pete Fornatale impression, ragging on Richard. Brilliant.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@TheCinesthetic Being There is a masterpiece and I rank it my top-5. Profoundly moving cinema experience, 1979 was an excellent year for film.

“Now get this honky. You go tell, Raphael, that I ain’t takin’ no jive from no Western Union messenger.”

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@BussyKeaton If it’s a success, studios will greenlight pictures where Dante’s Inferno stars an all Australian Aboriginal cast. Or King Arthur is Indonesian.

Copycat films about mythology will make Nolan’s Odyssey look like a fastidiously faithful adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey by comparison.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@JesseGladsaget @Serafincito @StephenKing Yup and kills his teacher. Insane read and probably one of my favorites of King’s/Bachman’s.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@JesseGladsaget @Serafincito @StephenKing Yes that and Dussander starts murdering homeless people (and stray cats) around town!

But I also completely disagree with its censorship.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@Serafincito @StephenKing I was thinking more the very graphic wet dream Todd has, which is essentially the rape of a Jewish prisoner girl.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@TheCinesthetic This guy from ‘And Justice for All’ (1979)

“That’s because you’re a douchebag.”

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@mybizonly74 @isnikolaos @booker9e1 @NolanAnalyst My money’s on Nolan’s epic “King Arthur,” staring a Congolese Pigmy, dressed as an late-19th century Eastern European peasant, fighting with Seljuk-style weaponry.

Go see it 70mm IMAX!

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@isnikolaos @booker9e1 @NolanAnalyst Nolan should do Don Quixote, cast as an Eskimo, and dressed in 21st century Navy Seal tactical gear, set in 16th century Spain.

Anyone who has a problem with that is a bigot.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@CoelingAurochs While the Dark Ages were a breakdown of administration and trade, the great literary and scientific works of the Ancients were copiously copied and preserved.

The greatest destruction of ancient records and works began in haste with the Protestant Reformation.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@Yamnayanage This is just Lithuanian. What a rip.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

I used to aks him questions all the time. He will be missed.

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder.

Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@AmericanCathAes Newark also has St. Lucy’s and Our Lady of Mt Carmel - two beautiful parishes built by Italian immigrants, which remain to this day.

I have been to Mass at all three of these amazing Newark churches.

[Clark McCloud @AngeloPazzi]

@TheCinesthetic