Angie Ave

Born to run, but not really.

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Elementary school classmates are out here having their 3rd kid and I can barely afford dollar menu nuggets.

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@duchskywalker Yes! I’d love it 🖤

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Some people really just hand you their kid and then disappear to have fun.

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*walking through the Bellagio’s Lunar New Year installation*

Asian tourist behind me: This doesn’t feel right.

😅

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Why did I dream I was singing Alanis Morisette songs to Alanis Morisette and she just had to stand there with an awkward smile on her face until I was done? I swear dream Angie is more cringe than I dare to be.

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I’ll give Jacob Elordi his acting props bc I can’t look at him without being disgusted with Nate.

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Conversation about invasive lady parts testing:

“I just don’t understand how there isn’t any numbing for that area. Like there’s really no coochie novocaine out here?!”

😅

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How did I sit down to eat at Chick-fil-A and hurt my leg? I can’t walk to even ask for help and I’m embarrassed to ask anyone else.

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Penny from #BBT gains fame by becoming a tiktok famous influencer
California mom.

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Growing up in a religious school gave me an aversion for religious music but nothing is worse than religious music in Spanish.

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If someone fed me a French fry bar I wouldn’t be mad at it.

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Happy birthday to me and @Beyonce. Another year older, another year wiser, another year hotter 💁🏽‍♀️

But can I get some tickets to the tour 🥲

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Not me getting excited a doordasher dropped off food at the wrong house (mine), except it’s been sitting outside for 9 hours 🥲

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Had a dream @GHardstark @itsrozhernandez invited me as a guest on #Ghosted! except they didn’t let me talk the entire time. Then they offered me a ride home while recording @DynarPodcast with @KarenKilgariff and the ghost of @chrisfairbanks.

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Thought my phone was hacked and downloaded some app, but no. Just new Twitter.

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@duchskywalker Awwww! I was listening to silverchair not too long ago and thought of you! Miss you ❤️ I’ll be in town in July, we should meet up 😊

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I really miss Childish Gambino.

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Any possibility the house of #Gaunt in #HarryPotter is the same as the #Lancaster Gaunts?

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Plain clothes officers just walked K9s at the gate seating area and some guy next to me has been sniffed repeatedly. Guys just approached him asking for ID and to empty pockets. Literally the most exciting thing I’ve witnessed so far today.

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#QueenCharlotte coronation is the only one I’m interested in.

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Dobby’s death will always hit like a ton of bricks 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭